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Update-28(Cricket - 1)
Anaa ne earrings kaa box apne purse mein daala bc purse nahi bag kehna theek hoga.. Thodi derr uske pass baithney k baad main andar aaya guffa mein.. Sutta lagaaya..
Sam-Passand aaya??
Main-Yep..
Sam-Dekha bhosdk bola tha meri passand is great..
Main-Yep thanks..
Sam-Baap ko thanks nahi boltey..
Rohit-Match chal raha hai bahaar waise.. Shubham vs Abhi gang..
Main-Aaj class nahi hain??
Rohit-Meri toh hain tumhaara maalum nahi..
Sam-Nahi hain..
Sam-Aaja bahaar match he dekhlein koi naya Tees Maar khan aaya yaa nahi..
Main-Koi naa aaya hoga be..
Rohit-Aaja dekhletey hain yahaan kya karega..
Humlog hath munh dhoke bahaar aae toh Anaa nahi thi wahaan ground ki side aae toh wahaan spectators mein thi woh apni girl gang k sath.. Hum bhi udhar he chalke baithey match over hogaya tha shayad kyunki sablog udhar he they Paani wagairaah pee rahe they.. Humlog aae udhar..
Ashish - Parnam gurudev..
Main-Parnaam...
Shubham - Kaise Rohit bhai, Sam Bhai Ravi Bhai AP bhau...kya haal sabke??
Main-Awesome..
Arushi-Hello boys...
Sam-Yello.. Kaise ho sab??
Sab-All good..
Ravi-Kya chal raha hai?
Ajit-3 matches ki series hai bhai 1-1 par tie hai thodi derr mein last match hai.. Kheloge??
Rohit-Kheloge be??
Sam-Sure.. AP??
Main-Naa men kon kapdey change kare ab..
Ravi-Aaja be better hai tere liye toh aaj subah exercise takk naa ki tune..
Rohit - Yep aaja be..
Main-OK.. Sure..
Rohit-4 new players hain dekhlo kaise loge..
Abhi-Juniors vs seniors chal raha hai toh waise he chalne detey hain aap inki side Rohit bhai ye 3 humaari side..
Rohit-2 jyaada nahi hojaaoge tumlog be.. 2 - 2 lelo hum neutral hain tumhaara senior junior rahega he..
Shubham-AP bhai or Rohit bhai humaari side..humaari side abhi bhi ek kam hai tumse..
Lucky - Aise kaise Pehle hum lenge 2..AP humaari side hoga..
Shubham - Abe hum ek kam hain tumse ofcourse hum lenge 2 pehle..
Main-Abe toss karlo kon lega pehle..
Rohit-Best hai..
Unhone toss kiya jo Shubham jeeta..
Shubham-Ab lo Rohit bhai or AP bhai humaari side..
Rohit-Hum 2 kaa kya karega be ye half injured hai main itane din se khela naa hun..
Main-Wahi bc inn dono mein se ek ko leta at least ye toh confirm tha yaa toh run maarta yaa wickets aati even dono ko he leleta bc..
Shubham-Aaplog aise bhi theek ho..
Main-Short match rahega 12 overs kaa... Ek bowler 3 overs maximum daal shakta Hai Sam ek he daalega bus..
Sam-Aji Haan..
Humlog baithey they wahaan ki Amit sir aagaye udhar..
Main-Gurudev hawa mein he charan sparsh..
Amit-Kaise mere bete..
Sabne wish kiya usko..
Amit-Kya match chal raha hai??
Main-Yep aao kheloge??
Amit-Arrey na naa..
Main-Arrey aao naa itane time se sath na khelein hain humlog..
Rohit - True waise bhi aaj class hai nahi aapki abhi ghar he naa jaarahe they..
Main-Ek kam hai player humaari side.. Or uppar se puri team mein bowler naa Hai..
Amit-Chal theek..
Amit sir yahi padhtey they jab Rohit ne yahaan admission liya tha tab ye senior they yahaan par.. Usase Rohit k sath dosti hui iski then hum fukarapanthi karne college aatey they toh humaare sath bhi dosti hogayi inki.. Bhayaaanak Bowler hai ye.. Bahot baar khelta hai students k sath. Cricket coach bhi ban jaata hai part time ye..
Main-Tumlog toss wagairaah karo humlog change karke aatey hain..
Humlog lockers room mein aae pehle toh wahaan jaake ek cigarette jalaai..
Amit-Bhenchod tum sab he alag alag hogaye kya..
Main-Yep abhi aae they toh half half hogaye..
Sam-Woh Chhodo socho kya scene hota hum 5 ek side hotey toh...
Amit-Hugg detey ye saamne waale bc..
Rohit - Haan..
Amit- Abe aise he karwaao be senior junior gand mein ghuss gaya unke apana 5 ko ek side karo or baaki Chotey Motey punter lelo apni side baaki ye Shubham Abhi wagairaah ko ek side kardo.. Mahool ban jaaega be puraane din yaad aarahe hain..
Rohit-True scene toh lit hoga.. Tum he bolo jaake bhai Tumhaari maanlenge wohlog...
Amit-Main karwaata jugaad..
Humne apne lockers se kapdey change kiye joggers mein aae.. Amit sir kapdey change kartey he chale gaye unlog ko bolne..
Main-Bc acha hua wash hogayi thi ye kit last time warna bc kon pehanta itane din baad isko..
Rohit-True.. Chalo bc scene Banaa denge bahaar apna yahi group raha toh..
Humlog bahaar aae toh Amit Abhi wagairaah k sath khadda tha.. .
Amit-Maan gaye re AP ye toh.. Apni side ye 5 bandey or honge.. Ye Shubham Abhi Lucky Ashish Ajit Wagairaah ek side..
Rohit-Ye 5 hain kon??
Main-wahi toh..
Amit-Yahi diya inlog ne mujhe..
Rohit-aise bhi nahi caahiye they gurudev ye toh hum 5 vs ye 10 hogaya ye 5 toh bhool he jaao..
Ashish-Ab yahi rahega hogayi team select.. Chalo chalo toss karo..
Amit - Arrey dekhlenge.. 3 match ki series hai.. Pehla hum haarenge taaki muqabla baraabar kaa ho..
Amit-Chalo time naa lagaao.. Humaari batting hai pehle.. Abhi chalo feilding lagaao apni.. Wahi 12 over hain..
Abhi gang chali gayi bhenchod hum 5 he rehgaye baaki 5 toh they kon ye he maalum nahi tha.. Chutiya log ne Jaan bujh k chutiya players chipka diye Amit ko.. Khair koi naa hum 5 he bahot hain.. Amit ne theek kaha tha Guaranteed hum pehla match haarenge agar yelog thoda bhi dhyaan deke khelenge toh bhi.. Kyunki itane time se nahi khelein hain humlog toh 1 match toh hissab kitaab set karne mein he lagjaaega..
Amit-Open kon karega Ravi k sath? AP..?
Main-Arrey naa naa guruji main thoda dekh lun pehle..
Amit-Rohit??
Rohit-Main one down jaaunga..
Sam-Main toh lower order batsman hun sir..
Amit-Oye chotu kya naam hai tera..
Ladka1-Sir Vinayak..
Amit-Haan toh tu jaaega..
Vinayak - Sir main toh bowler hun..
Amit-Haan toh idhar konsa ipl chal raha hai bhai jo keval bowling he karega jaa bat utha or Bhaag iske sath.. Tu strike deta rahiyo baaki ye sambhaal lega..
Ravi and woh ladka Pad wagairaah baandh k ready hue..
Main Amit Rohit Sam ek side aae..
Amit-Bhosdko teacher se gaali khaatey hue Sharam nahi aati ladkiyon k saamne batting se mana kardiya kya gundey banoge re tumlog ..
Rohit-Master maheene hue bat uthaae ek baar thoda dekh lein.. Fir dekhtey jaao..
Amit-Koi naa iss match mein jo dekhna hai dekhlo aage k 2no jeetane hain..
Sam-Bilkul..
Main-Master kam se kam aise bandey toh team mein leta jinka maalum ho kaise kheltey hain ye lawde hain kon ye takk naa maalum..
Amit-Arrey flow flow mein boldiya koi bhi dedo humein bhenchod ne Sachmein kachra dediya..
Sam-5 vs 10 karwaa diya..
Amit-Koi naa dekhlenge.
Humlog waapis team k pass aae.. Sab students wahin baithey they..
Sana-Sir haarne ki full planning kar li aapne toh..
Amit-Aise kaise Bache yo Ravi khadda haina saamne yo akela he thokdega bus dekho tum sab baith k..
Sana-Kitane time se nahi khele hain ye log form mein Hain yaa nahi??
Sam-Ravi humessa form mein rehta hai..
Rohit-True..
Rohit ne itana he bola tha ki Ravi Shubham k pehle he over ki 3rd ball par catch out hogaya..
Main-Kali juban waalo najar laga di..
Sana-Hehe he..
Amit-Nind mein Hai kya ye??
Main-No idea..
Amit-Abhi kon jaaega.. Rohit jaa..
Rohit Ready hoke gaya Ravi waapis aaya..
Ravi-Guruji meri galati naa Hai pitch changed hai ball he samajh naa aarahi..
Amit-Haan Haan sab pata hai mujhe..
Ab Rohit or woh naya ladka khele thodi derr pehle 4 over mein unhone 24 runs Banaa diye..
Arushi-Sir aise toh wohlog 6 overs mein he jeet jaaenge..
Amit-Abhi maarenge naa tension naa lo.. Waise tumlog ho kiski taraf ye toh bataao..
Anaa-Ofcourse aapki taraf sir tabhi toh tension ho rahi hai..
Sam-Abhi maarenge Rohit set hai..
Sam ne itana bola tha ki Rohit ne maara ek shot or ball wahin uth gayi hawa mein..Bhenchod keeper ne he catch pakkad li..waah..
Main-Sam tu chup chaap dekh..
Amit - AP??
Main-Abhi nahi thodi derr mein...
Amit-Sabke out hone k baad akela khelega kya??
Ye sun sab hans paddey.. Ek naya londa gaya..
Rohit-Master sachi mein pitch he badal di..
Amit-Shabbas..
7 overs takk humaara score hua 40-6 abhi batting mein Main Sam or Amit he bache they toh main caahta tha ki Sam jaae kyunki mereko maalum tha main nahi chalne waala ek toh bahot time hua khele uppar se main do or die matches mein he chalta hun aise normal matches mein meri khopadi nahi lagti..
Sam-Abe jaake dekh toh agle match mein kaam Aaega..
Rohit-Haan be caahe test khel jaake wahaan..
Arushi-Come on AP go for it AP show dikhaao..
Main-Woh baadmein.. Pehle toh main he dekhlun..
Main ready hoke gaya toh 5 overs baaki they or ek taraf woh londa Vinayak jo opener tha woh khadda tha..
Main strike par tha.. Ajit or Ashish keeping and slip mein they..
Ajit - Maarega kya be??
Ashish - Naa.. Iss match mein toh 100% naa maarega aage kaa maalum nahi.. Itana toh jaanta hun isse..
Main-Bhosdk khelne toh dey.. Koi spinner yaa medium pacer ka over hai kya be??
Ashish - Nope sab faster baaki hain.
Main-Shabbas bhenchod..
Shubham kaa over tha ye kaafi tej fainkta hai.. Ussne Pehli ball daali jo maine defense mein rouki... Not bad thoda time lagega bc dekhlenge.. Ball bat par toh aarahi hai.. Lekin bhenchod next ball shyyuun karti hui nikali bat niche takk naa pohancha mera.. Nice.. Sachi mein pitch change ki hai pace and swing kaafi hai pitch mein.. Woh over mein maine 1 double liya bus baaki dot balls.. Score hua 42-6 in 8 overs.. Next over mein Woh vinayak ne ek 4kka maara 1 double or 1 single liya and last ball dot..
Score hua 49 - 6 in 9 overs..
Lucky - Abe Run Rate 6 ki toh karo kam se kam..
Ashish - Bus be lawde ye jyaada he maardega fir..
Ab time tha yaa maarun yaa out hojaaun Shubham kaa last over tha ye.. Pehli ball daali ussne maine aage nikalke maarna caahta lekin miss hua or ball gayi piche keeper k pass..
Ashish - Waah aankh khol be..
Lucky-Haan bhai dekh toh ball..
Main-Bhosdk 3 match mein se ek match mein guaranteed tum dono ki aisi gand todunga kasam se maadarchod rulaadunga.. Main banaata hun tumhaara sledge master.. Saalo sasti Australia waalo...
Next ball fir main aage nikala lekin abki baar ball connect hui bat se or bhenchod puri power se shot laga bat k middle mein.. Or ball gayi utani he speed se.. Bhenchod kaafi lamba chakka piche students mein jaake girra.. Ye baat aise he ek do or.. Next ball ussne daali maine ekdum straight bat se khel diya down the ground bowler k bilkul side se nikala or seedha boundary paar 4 run..
Main-J baat j baat.. Ab bol bhosdk..
Next ball ussne slower one daali jo juth nahi bolunga main padh nahi paaya maine aage nikalke maara shot lekin utani power or timing dono he naa aai or ball wahin hawa mein uth gayi.. Bowler ne catch pakkadi.. Or main Hua out..
Ashish - Tillillillilkli..
Main-Teri maai kaa gosya bhosdk.
Main hua out score hua 9.4 mein 59 run Atleast Run Rate toh 6 se uppar hui.. Main out hoke aaya Or Sam gaya..
Amit-Waah bhai Waah tu slower one par out hoga yahi dekhna baaki reh gaya tha..
Main-Master juth nahi bolunga naa he bahaane banaaunga lekin pitch badal di hai..
Ravi-True..
Sam ne ek do shot lagaae fir woh vinayak out hua then Amit gaya Sam Or Amit ne theek thaak batting ki or humaari inning khatam hui 12 over mein 83 run par..jo bahot Kam they yelog easily Banaa lenge.. Minimum 100-110 par match lagta hai iss ground mein.. Or uppar humaare pass bowler he 2 they Sam or Amit.. Fielding Team aai wahaan par..
Abhi-Kya hua sir thakk gaye..
Amit-Baawle thake nahi mouka deraha hun lelo aage k 2 match mein naa dunga..
Rohit-True.. Lets go..
Humlog feilding k liye aae toh Amit fielding set karne laga main slip mein or Ravi keeper tha he main bc Bhaag doud naa karne waala aise match k liye..
Vinayak-Sir woh jarra thoda saa toilet kar aaun..
Amit-jarra saa Kyun pura he kar aa mere bhai baaki kaa k nimbu Paani banaavega..
Ye sun hum sab hans diye bhenchod Amit is legend.. Khair fielding set hui Lucky or Ashish aae open karne.. Sam first over daalne waala tha..
Ravi-kya lagta hai kitane over mein jeet jaaenge yelog..
Main-9th mein jeet lenge..
Ravi-Agle mein open karega mere sath??
Main-Naa men last mein karunga open usme gand todunga inki next mein not confirm...
Sam kaa pehla over 10 runs k liye gaya next over Amit ne daala jo 12 runs k liye gaya.. Next over mein Sam ne 11 runs diye lekin Ashish kaa wicket liya.. 3 over mein unke 33 runs hogaye..
Amit-Oye AP.. Dedein match??
Main-Ofcourse dedo bacha kya hai..
Amit-Oye Lucky Match dediya tumhe..
Lucky-nahi sir aise thodi complete kijiye..
Amit usko side mein leke gaya 2-4 baat ki or Lucky Maan gaya.. Or hum haar gaye pehla match nice.. 1-0 down.. But don't worry ab dono jeetenge humlog... Just wait and watch..
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