Adultery NAJAYAJ (story of right for fight) by Gamechanger5

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Dosto yeh XDReams per meri pheli story hai meri story ka naam hai NAJAYAJ soune mai bada ajeb lagta hai na najayaj lekin jara socho ki jis insaan koi jindgi bhar iss naam ke sath jina pade usse kessa lagta hoga socho jiske naam ke sath najayaj word jud jaye uss masoom per kya gujarti hai iss mai us masoom ki kya galti thi lekin phir bhi usse iss naam ke sath jina hoga

meri yeh kahani bhi kuch issi per aadharit hai ek essa ladka jisse najayaj ka title uske janm se phele he mil gaya tha usne apne bachpan se jawani tak iss title ka bojh dhoya hai mai iss kahani ke madyam se yeh dikhna chuga ki kya hota hai jab kissi ko yeh title milta hai phir woh iss samaj se kesse behave krta hai kesse woh apni legal family se deal krta hai janne ke liye intejar kijiyeh update 1 ka

Hala ki mai yeh kahani kissi aur site per bhi daal raha hu lekin ab iss site per bhi post krne wala hu

 

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UPDATE 1​

(Mumbai ke ek porsh itlaka jaha per aaj under ground ek bike race hone wali hai wese toh yeh bike race illigal hai lekin hai lekin jessa ki sab jante ho india mai paise aur pahuch se kuch bhi ho sakta hai toh dosto yah per bahut rush ikatha ho raka tha tabhi le banda hath mai mike le kr aata hai )

Commentator :- so ladies and gentlemen mai apka dost apka host ap sabhi ka swagat krta hu aaj ki yeh race iss liye khas hai kyuki yaah per duniya ke jane mane deadly racer mujud hai aaj tak yeh race shirf Mumbai mai local ke bich hui hai lekin aaj yeh race hogi international ke sath in sabhi racer ki ek khasiyat hai ki yeh aaj tak koi bhi race nahi hare apne phel participate ko introduce krane se phele mai winning price batadu jo ki hai 100 cr ji haan 100 cr toh issi ke sath mai apne phele participate ko introduce krra du

MR.LUCA jo ki london ke jane mane streat race hai inka record hai inhone aaj tak kabhi bhi 200 km per hour se kam speed mai bike nahi chalai toh aaj dekhna hai kya yeh apna record aur apni jeet kr silsila kayam rakh paate hai

Humare second participate hai MR.CHAIN jo ki china se yaha shirf yeh race ke liye he aaya hai mujhe yeh batate hue bahut khushi ho rahi hai ki chain duniya ke sabse fast bike ridder bhi hai inse jada teej bike aaj tak koi nahi chala paya hai aur sayad na he chala paye lekin yah aaj ki iss partiyogita mai sabse fast hona jaruri nahi hai kyuki yeh india hai mere dost let se what’s happen

Ab mai bulana chahuga humare tesare participate jo ki gremani se MR.LEE jinke liye kaha jata hai ki yeh bike ko apni isharo per nacha sakte hai aaj tak inse ache stant koi nahi kr sakta inke stant all over world mai famous hai yah uh bolo yeh stant ke janam data hai

Humare agle participate hai south afrika se MR. MIKAL inke liye kaha jata hai ki yeh koi bhi race race shuru hone se phele he jeet jate hai kyuki yeh har race ko apne dimag se jeete hai

And last but not least coria se MR. SHAN jaha har racer apne tacnik se yeh race jeeta hai wahi mr. shan logo ki tacnik ko read kr ke usko fail kr ke race jeetne mai mahir hai

so ledies and gental ab dekh na hai ki iss race ko kon jeeta hai yaha har racer apne aap mai kash hai lekin lekin lekin ap sab soch rahe hoge ki maine iss competition ko international bol tha lekin yah humare desh india se koi nahi hai toh mai ap ko batana chahuga ki yaha ek surprise hai ap se ke liye ki iss competition mai yaha koi bhi ek race participate kr sakta hai lekin ek condition hai agar iss race ke douran use kuch bhi ho jata hai toh uska jimmedar who kud hoga aur agar who chahe toh rule mai kuch bhi add kr sakta hai lekin kuch bhi gata nahi sakta hai

Mr. luca :-(yeh English mai bol raha hai lekin mai hindi mai transalate kr rha hu ) sorry lekin mujhe nahi lagta hai ki india mai essa koi hoga jo humse panga le sake (yah per who hindi mai bolta hai )kya bolta hai tum log haa ya agar kissi ne maa ka dudh piya hai toh hum se compet kr ke dikhao ha hah ha ha ha )

(thodi der itna jar krne ke baad jab koi nahi aata hai toh )

Mr. luca :- kya hua tum indian mai dum nahi hai ha ha ha ha ha ha ha kya hua khoon ki garmi khatam ho gayi yah phir maa dudh kam pad kya ha ha ha

(tabhi bhid mai se ek shaks ki aawaj aati hai )

Admi :- na khoon ki garmi khatam hui na hi maa ka dudh kam pada hai bus chup toh hum apni Sanskrit ke liya the lekin ab swal hummari khudari ka hai toh ab tum hari lege bhi aur dard bhi nahi hone dege (iss admi ne apna chehra dhaka hua tha aur uske sath ek khubsurat ladki bhi thi jo sayad uski girlfriend hogi )

Commentator :-wait wait agar aap iss race mai participate krna chahate hai toh fromalities puri kr de kya mai apka naam jaan sakta hu

Admi:- ronit naam hai mera

Commentator:- sorry to say but kya aap wahi ronit hai jo piche 2 mahine se all over india ki sari race jeet te aaye hai

Admi:- ji haan

Commentator :-toh dost ab dil tham kr bethye aaj iss race mai naya aayam aaya hai aaj iss race mai ek esse race aaye hai jo na toh koi rule follow krte hai nahi koi tecniq na he koi pattern hai koi system bus unhe ek he baat pata hai who hai jeetna bus jeetna sir ek personal sawal kya mai apka chehera dekh sakta hu

Ronit :- nahi yeh mai kissi ko nahi dikha sakta hu sorry

Commentator:- so dosto ab iss race mai aur bhi jada maja aane wala hai kyu ab yeh race mai ek indian bhi hai jessa ki aap jante hai ki rule apko

(abhi Commentator itna he bola tha ki kissi ne uske hath mai ek paper de diya )

Commentator:- wow it’s amazing aaj tak esse rule essi race na kissi ne dekhe hogi na suni hogi so rules are

• Yeh race public mai hogi who bhi opposite direction mai
• Agar koi bhi racer kissi bhi car bike se touch bhi hota hai toh uski race wahi kahtam ho jayega yani wph haar jayega
• Iss race ke duran kissi bhi insaan ko koi bhi chot lagti hai toh bhi racer he hare ga
• Kissi bhi resion se bike nahi rukni chahiye
• Aur last yeh race iss xxxx rote per hogi

(iske baad sab taiyari ho jati hai sab apni apni position le ne jate hai )

Luka :- hey mr. you will die before complete this race

Ronit :- chal thik hai agar mai bach gata toh aa raat mai tere wife ke sath souga yeh done

Luka :- if you lost

Ronit :- jo tu bole

Luka :- l also want your gf

Ronit :- but if I win I want to fuck your wife in fornt of you

(luca kuch soch kr )

Luka :- done (aur apna mobile nikalta hai aur kuch krne lagta hai )

(wahi bhed mai kuch log apas mai baat kr rahe hote hai mai public ko p1 p2 naam se boluga )

P1 :- yaar yeh ronit kon

P2:- wese toh indian racer hai lekin last to month se kafi famous hai

P1 :- essa kyu

P2 :- kyuki yeh apne rival ko physically aur mentally harata hai

P1 :- mtlab

P2 :- maine toh bus itna he souna hai ki yeh yeh jisse bhi hararta hai us raat uski wife yaa gf ke sath sex krta hai aur who bhi uske samne

P1 :- yeh kessa tarika hai

P2 :- dekh mujhe jinta pata tha bata diya ab tu race dekha

(abhi sare racer apni apni position le chuke the tabhi ek ladki centre mai ek red kapda le kr khadi ho jati hai aur “ready stady go” aur issi ke sath race shuru ho jati hai )

(LUCA CHAIN LEE MIKAL SHAN and last mai RONIT apni apni bike se race shuru kr dete hai lekin jesse he yeh public ke bich mai aate hai yaah per sab apne apne tarike se race ko jeetne ki koshis krte hai ronit sabse phele lee ko pass kr ne ki koshish krte hai lekin lee baar baar ronit ko aage jane ka rasta block krta hai jisse ronit aage nahi ja pa raha tha tabhi ronit bich road per stant krna shuru kr deta hai jasse public mai ronit ronit ka shor hone lagta hai yeh dekh kr lee ko gussa aata hai aur who bhi ronit ki tarah apne stant dikhane lagta hai lekin jessa ki aap sab jante hai ki india mai kabhi bhi kuch bhi ho sakta hai ussi wajeh se lee ki bike ek hole mai chali jati hai jisse uska balance bigad jata hai aur woh race se bahar nikal jata hai ab ronit ka dusra padav tha chain

Phir ronit apni bike ki speed bada kr chain kr pass le jata hai chain bhi full speed mai apni bike ko kuch iss tarah chala raha tha ki kissi bhi halaat mai ronit aage nahi nikal paye ronit bahut koshis kr raha tha usse aage nikalne ke liye lekin baar baar chain usse kesse na kesse krke piche kr deta isse pare shan hokr ronit ne chain ko ek gail mai gussa diya jo koi Mumbai ki rush area mai se ek tha chaine jesse he waha pahucha toh chaine ko aage nikalne ka koi rasta najar nahi aaya aur uski speed he itni thi ki who kuch samjh nahi paya aur majburi mai usse break lagana pad lekin tab tak uski bike ek aunty ko ja kr lag chuki thi issi ke sath chain bhi race se bahar ho chukka tha lekin jesse he chaine aunty se takraya wesse he aunty ne “kute kamine sura” najane kya kya sounana suru kr diya aur public ne apne hath saaf krne shuru kr diya aur thodi der mai who ad mara ho gaya tha

Ab ronit ko apne next participate mikal ko harana tha jo ki thoda muskil tha kyuki mikal har tarah ke root ko bahut jaldi study kr leta tha jesse he mikal ke pass ronit aaya toh mikal ne usse aage jane ka rasta de diya yeh baat ronit ko thodi aajeb lagi lekin usne bina kissi soch ke waha se nikal gaya

Ab ronit ko luca ko harana tha luca kabhi bhi apni speed 200 se kam nahi krta tha issi liye ronit ko luca tak pahucne mai eedi choti ka jor lagana pada lekin thodi mushkil ke baad ronit luca ke pass pahuch gaya lekin ab ronit ko kissi bhi tarah luca ko harana tha jo ki sab se mushkil kam tha kyuki luca ke pass jitna attitude tha usse kahi jada experience lekin who kehete hai na kabhi kabhi insaan over confedent hokr sab kuch haar jata hai waha luca ke sath hua agle turn per jab ronit aur luca ne bike turn kit oh ronit ne apni speed thodi kam ki lekin luka ne ess kuch nahi kiya lekin you know india ki sadke waha per road thoda kharab tha jaha per chote chote pather pade hue the jiski wajeh se luca ki bike slip ho gayi aur luca jeeti hui race har gaya

Ab race ka sabse maine character tha shan jo ki kissi ka bhi style ko read kr ke us per war krta hai yahi waje thi ki usne baki sab ko phele he hara diya tha lekin who kehete hai ki baap toh baap hota hai issi wajeh se jesse he ronit age badene laga toh shan ne usse baar pass lene se rokne ki koshis krne laga ke do baar toh shan ne usse samne se aane wali car se takkar krne ki koshis ki shan ki iss harkat se ronit samjh gaya ki shan kiya chahta hai toh ronit ne abki baar samne se aane wali car ki taraf chala gaya lekin jesse he shan usse us taraf lene aaya tabhi ronit uder se hat kr dusri side aakr shank o car se takkar krra de aur ronit age nikal gaya aur winning line tak pahuch gaya aur race jeet gaya uske baad ronit ne apne trofi le aur winning price le kr bahar aa gaya jaha per mikal khada tha

Mikal :- (hindi mai ) mann gaye guru tum indian bhi kam nahi ho

Ronit :- thanks lekin mujhe yeh janna hai ki tumne mujhe roka kyu nahi

Mikal :- kyu ki mai race apne talent se jeeta hu na ki grouping krke

Ronit :- mtlb (phir mikal ne luca ka ek msg dikhya jismai likha tha ki yeh race chahe koi bhi jeeto lekin ronit nahi jeetna chahiye ) ohh toh yeh baat thi

Mikal :- yes agar bhagwaan ne chaha toh kabhi tum se phir race lagayege bye friend nice to meet you

Ronit :- same here (uske baad ronit luca ke pass chala jata hai ) hi luca

Luca :- hey you (hindi mai ) tum tumne janbuj kr yeh root liye tha taki hum sab haar jaye

Ronit :- arre yaar ek international bike ridder ko yeh sab shobha nahi deta ki who yeh kahe ki who yeh kahe ki road kharab tha wese bhi tum har gaye ho aur ab tumhe apni shart puri krni padegi

Luca :- ha ha ha ha you indian are such a fool kon janta hai ki hummare bich mai yeh shart lagi hai

Ronit:- (ek choti se smile ke sath ) kasam se tum yeh soch rahe ho lekin afsos tumhe bike racing agreement sign dekh kr krna chahiye tha usmai saaf saaf likh tha agar koi bhi ridder aapas mai koi shart rakhta hai aur uska koi bhi digital prove hota hai toh racing foundation use puri krregi aur agar ridder usse manne se mana krta hai toh uski sari property foundation ki hogi

Luca :- essa koi clause nahi tha tum jhoot bol rahe ho

Ronit :- essa tha ( aur ronit foundation ke member ko bula ta hai aur usse confirm krra deta hai )

Luca :- where is digital prove

(tabhi uske pass ek voice mail aata hai )

Luca :- you planned it you trapped me

Ronit :- ha ha ha ha ha tujhe pata hai luca hummare india mai ek kahawat hai ki “phele tolo, phir molo, phir bolo” but afsos tu indian nahi hai

Luca :- you

Ronit :- chilane se koi fayeda nahi yaha per teri soune wala koi nahi hai aur ha mujhe rape krna pasand nahi hai toh please apni wife ko mere liye tu khud manayega ha ha ha ha ha ha aur haan tumhare pass shir 1 hour hai

(uske baad ronit waha se nikal kr hotel mai chala jata hai aur hotel mai chala jata hai aur fresh hokr wait kr ne lagta hai thik 1 : 30 hour baad gate per knok hota hai ronit ja kr gate kholta hai samne luka aur uski wife hoti hai )

 

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Update 2
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Ronit :- chilane se koi fayeda nahi yaha per teri soune wala koi nahi hai aur ha mujhe rape krna pasand nahi hai toh please apni wife ko mere liye tu khud manayega ha ha ha ha ha ha aur haan tumhare pass shir 1 hour hai

(uske baad ronit waha se nikal kr hotel mai chala jata hai aur hotel mai chala jata hai aur fresh hokr wait kr ne lagta hai thik 1 : 30 hour baad gate per knok hota hai ronit ja kr gate kholta hai samne luka aur uski wife hoti hai )

Ab aage

(jesse he ronit door khol kr piche mudta hai tabhi luka usse ek laat marta hai aur ronit aage ja kr girta hai uske baad luca ronit ko marne ke liye aage badta hai tabhi 3-4 log aakr luca ko pakad lete hai )

Luca :- leave me I will kill you

Ronit :- luca tune yeh kr ke apni mout ko dawat de di hai tujhe yeh maloom hona chahiye ki ronit kabhi bhi apne dusmano ko kamjor nahi samjhta tujhe kya laga tha mai yaha per akela rahuga aur tu aaram se mujh maar kr nikal jayega nahi luca nahi who sab filmo mai hota hai real life mai hero kon hai villain kon hai koi nahi bata sakta boy hummare mahemaan ki jara khatirdari kijiye

(tabhi woh log luca ko le ja kr bed room mai band kr dete hai aur luca ki wife ko ek banda hall mai he pakad kr khada tha )

Luca :- way are you doing this to me

Ronit :- arre yaar tu bhul gaya tune he toh shart lagayi thi mujhse

Luca :- no it is not for that tell me please tell way

Ronit :- agar bata kr badala liya toh kya liya asli maja toh tab hai jab samne wale ko pata he na ho uski galti kya hai tab usse saja mile but don’t worry tujhe mai jald aaj toh nahi lekin kuch time ke baad jarur batauga ki teri kya galti thi lekin tab tak tujh aaj ki sham enjoy kr boys ab mujhe iski aawaj nahi sounni please iski aawaj band aur aakhe bhi kr do

(issi ke sath who bande uski aawaj band kr dete hai aur waha se bahr chale jate hai aur ronit ke bolne per room se bahar nikal jate hai aur ronit marry ke pass aa jata hai )

Ronit :- good evening marry ji

Marry:- (rote hue ) please forgive us we will give how much you want

(ab aage ki conversation hindi mai hogi)

Ronit:- arre marry ji ap jessi beautifull lady ka rona acha nahi lag raha agar aap chahati ho ki mai aap ko chod du toh toh mai apko jane duga kyuki mujhe sex mai maja tabhi aata hai jab samne wala partner apni marji se sex krre naki kissi bandish mai aare mai bhi kitna pagal hu apse maine pucha he nahi ki ap kya legi

Marry :- no no mujhe kuch nahi chahiye bus mere pati ko bahar bhej dijiye aur mujhe jane dijiye

Ronit :- esse ke chaliye ek ek bear toh ho he sakti hai

(marry abhi kuch bolti usse phele ronit uske liye bear le aata hai aur jabar dasti usse pakda deta hai )

Ronit :- apko toh pata hoga ki apke pati mr. luca mujhe se shart haar chuke jeske badle apko mujhe se sex krna tha lekin apke kehene per maine mana kr diya lekin mera aap se ek sawal hai ki kya apke apti ek iske baad kabhi dubra kabhi essi shart nahi lagayege

Marry:- nahi who esse nahi hai who mujhe bahut pyar krte hai who mere ilawa kabhi kissi ladki ki taraf dekhte bhi nahi kyuki luca ne mujhe promise kiya tha

Rohit :- ha ha ha ha ha ha kya baat hai mujhe toh lagta tha ki iss tarah ki bewakufi shirf hummare india mai hoti hai lekin nahi har jaga yeh hota hai koi shadi ke naam per , toh koi kasmo ke naam per har insaan ko chutiya bana raha hai

Marry:- tum kehena kya chahate ho

Ronit :- rumhare pati ne tumhe dav per iss liye nahi lagaya tha ki who mujhe harana chahate the balki iss liye lagaya tha ki woh mere sath aayi ladki ko aaj raat apne niche lana chahate the samji

Marry:- nahi mai nahi manti tum jhoot bol rahe ho

Ronit :- agar mai prove kr du toh

Marry:- kese

(uske baad ronit marry ko woh voice recording sonta hai thada alteration ke baad )

Marry :- luca ne mere sath essa kiya ab mai usse divorce de dugi

Ronit :- lekin isse usse kya punishment millegi balki uske liye toh acha he hai na

Marry :- mtlb

Ronit :- simple tum usse divorce dogi aur woh kissi aur ke sath rahega khatam balki agar tum aaj raat mera sath do toh hum usse esse hummilate krrege ki usse apne aap per sharam aayegi kyuki ab tum usse koi relation toh rakna nahi chahogi toh kyu naa yeh kiya jaya lekin yeh mat sochna ki mai tumhe yeh sab bol raha hu ki tum mere sath yeh sab krru agar tum jana chahati ho toh ja sakti ho mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai

(marry kuch sochne lagti hai )

Marry:- mujhe 5 minute ka time chahiye

Ronit :- okk (or ek kamini smile ke sath waha se nikal kr bed room mai jaha luca tha ) hey luca tumhe yeh jaan kr bahut dukh hoga ki aaj teri biwi khud mujhse chudwayegi who bhi khulkr tere samne ha ha ha ha (tabhi samne luca kuch bolne wala hota hai jisse dekh kr ronit uska muh khol deta hai )

Luca :- who kabhi bhi essa nahi krre gi

Ronit :- haa sahi kaha normal hoti toh shayad nahi krti thoda nashe mai aur sex ke shurur mai toh kr sakti hai lekin don’t worry usse iss ka koi guilt nahi hoga (aur uska muh band krke waha se bahar aa jata hai ) toh marry kya decide kiya tumne

Marry :- I am ready but

Ronit :- samjh sakta hu ki apne pati ke samne tumhe problem hogi lekin koi baat nahi hum dusre room yeh sab kr lege

Marry :- nahi mujhe usse sabak sikahna hai

(ronit ko samjh aa gaya tha ki bear ka nasha kami kr raha hai phir ronit dhere dhere uske pass jata hai aur usse kiss krna shuru kr deta hai phele toh marry kiss mai ronit ka sath nahi deti lekin baad mai uska sath dene lagjati hai )

Marry :- uuummhhh ummmhhhhh yehh commme sshhhhhrrrrr ummmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ronit :- ohhhhh maaaarrrrrrrrrrrry uuuuuuuummmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu aaaaaare uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh such a hot

(issi tarah se ronit kabhi marry ke lower lip kabhi upper lip kabhi jeeb daal kr kiss krta hai kiss krte krte ronit marry ko apne gadi mai utha leta hai aur usse diwal se tika krr kiss krne lagata hai )

Marry :-uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhmmmmmmmma yehhh aaaahhhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmhhhhhh please ronit love me

(phri ronit apna hath marry ke boob per rakhta hai aur usse dabane lag jata hai )

Marry:- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rrrrrroooooooonnnnnnnniiiiiiiitttttttttttt please dhere aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh

Ronit :- baby you are sach aa hot aaj tak tum jessi koi nahi milli

Marry :- mujhe bhi aaj tak tumhari tarah kiss krne wala koi nahi milla ohhhhh ronit tum mujhe pagal kr doge please aur taje dabao haaa esse he aur ohhhhh yehhhh come aurr teeje yeh yes yes I m coming

(issi ke sath marry ek baar discharge ho jati hai lekin ronit abhi nahi rukta who use kiss aur boob press krta rahta hai thodi der mai marry phirse garam ho jati hai toh ronit dhere dhere uska one pice gawn uthar deta hai iss waqt marry shirf bra aur pant mai thi ronit phir se marry ko kiss krna aur uski chuchi dabana jari rakta hai aur sath he sath apne kapde bhi uthar deta hai thodi der mai ronit bhi shirf short mai hota hai iss baar phir ronit usse godh mai utha kr kiss krne lagta hai sath he sath uski gand bhi dabata hai aur esse he usse utha kr bed room mai le jata hai jaha per luca ko banda hua tha ronit marry ko le ja kr luca ki godh mai betha deta hai aur marry ki chuchi ko jor jor se dabata hai )

Marry :- aaahhhh yehhh please ronit aaram se dekho luca yeh ohhhhhhh biwi ke boobs ko kesse daba raha hai please ronit thoda aaramse ohhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh

Ronit:- marry darling yeh boobs nhi isse hindi mai chuchi kehete hai

Marry :- aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh cchhuuchee

Ronit :- no darling it’s chuchi

Marry :- ohhhhhhhhhhh yehhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm aaaaaaaaa oooooooo please aur jor se haa esse he dabao meri chuchi yeh

( ab ronit uski bra utar deta hai aur ek haath panty mai daal deta hai )

Ronit :- maary darling yeh kya hai

Marry :- aaaahhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh it’s my vergin

Ronit:- no isse chut khehete hai kya khehte hai

Marry :- chut yeh essse he maslo meri chut ko haa jor jor se yeh aur jor se faste more faster aaahhhhhhh yehhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(issi ke sath marry dusri baar jaahr jati hai marry ka baar baar jaldi jarne ka reason tha who bear jo ronit ne usse de thi phir ronit uski panti nikal kr jaldi se luca ke muh mai daal deta hai aur phir uska muh band kr deta hai aur phir uski chut rub krne aur kiss krne lagta hai abhi tak marry luca ki godh mai he hai phir ronit marry ki chut ke pass jata haiaur usse chusne lagta hai )

Ronit:- uuuummmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa marry tumhari chut ka pani toh bahut tasty hai ummmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeh tumhara badwa pati kabhi chkta hia

Marry - haa saala naamar yeh bhi chata hai lekin jitna maja mujhe tumhare sath aa raha hai utna maja mujhe kissi ke sath nahi aa taha hai aaaahhhhhhh essse he aur jor jor se chato

(issi tarah ronti marry ki chut chatahe lekin abki baar iske jarne se pehele ruk jata hai aur usse pana short nikalne ke liye kheheta hai jesse he marry uska short nikalti hai toh uski aakhe khuli ki khuli raha jati hai kyuki uske samne 11 inch lamba aur 4.5 inch choda lund tha )

Ronit:- what happen marry

Maary :- yehh kya hai itna lamba penis kissi ka hota hai kya

Ronit :- pheli baat toh yeh hai ki yeh penis nahi lund hai aur dusri baat yeh tumhare samne hai khud dekhlo aur isse chus lo I want a great blowjob

(marry kafi der tak ronit ke lund ko dekhti rehti hai phir himmar krke usse apne muuh mai lete hai phir dhere dhere usse chusne lagti hai phir usse chusne mai maja aane lagta lagta hai )

Ronit :- chus meri chut ki rani chus yehh lund aaaaaahh hmmm essse he

(itna bol kr ronit marry ko luca ki godh se utha deta hai aur jamin per betha deta hai aur ronit ki naraj uske(luca) utne hue lund per jati hai jisse dekh kr )

Ronit:- dekh meri chut ki rani dekh tera bhadva pati kesse tujhe dusre ka lund chuste hue dekh kr excited hota hai ja jakr uska lund bahar nikal de

(itna soun kr marry luca ka lund bahar nikal deti hai aur phir se ronit ka lund chusne lag jati hai )

Marry :- ohhh ronit shulrrp uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa yeh sala toh cuckold nikla aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh please ronit fuck me now

Ronit :-meri chut ki rani usse fuck nahi chodna bolte hai

Marry :- please ronit mujhe ab chodo please

Ronit :- mujhe chodne ke liye kya krna hoga

Marry :- tumhe mujhe chodne ke liye apne penis ko meri vergin mai dal kr dhake lagane hoge (madhoshi mai )

Ronit:- galt maine aabhi thodi der phele kya bataya tha

Marry :- aahhhhhh tuummm hhhaaa mujhe yaad aata tum apne lund ko meri chut mai daal ke dhake lagao please

Ronit :- dekh be badve aaj teri chudi hui bivi ki chut ki seal aaj phir mai kesse kholta hu dekh marderchod dekh

(phir ronit apna lund marry ki chut mai rakh kr ek jor dar dhakka lagata hai lekin lund phisal jata hai hala ki marry ki chut phele se he chudi hui thi lekin luka ke lund ka size ronit se chota tha ki ronit ke hisab se who chota he tha ronit phir se apna lund uski chut per set krta hai ek jor dar Dhaka lagata hai iss baar uska lund chut mai apni jagah banate hue 3 inch tak andar chala jata hai lekin iske sath marry ki ek jor dar cheek nikalta hai)

Marry :- nahi mujhe chhod do mujhe nahi chodwana please mujhe jane do please

Ronit:- arre kuch nhi hua yeh toh mamuli hai sa dard hai iske baad toh maje he maje hai dekh badve madarchod tune iss choda bhi hai itni kashi hui hai yeh dekh kesse mujh se jene ki bhik maag rahi hai

(ronit ki baato se luca ki aakho mai pani aa jata hai aur ronit dhere dhere dhake marta reheta hai jisse thodi der mai marry ko bhi maja aane lagta hai aur apni gand uthane lagti hai jisse dekh kr ronit ko samjh aa jata hai ab hathoda mardena chaiye toh ronit apna pure lund bahar nikalkr puri jaan se ek dakka marta hia jisma uka lund 9” tak andar chala jata hai jiki wajaha se marry behosh ho jathi hai toh ronit phirse ek aur dakka mar deta hai jiski wajeh se pure lund uski chut mai chala jata hai phir thodi der esse he behoshi mai dhakke marne ke baad who marry ki hosh mai lane ke liye us per pani dalta hai jiski wajeh se marry hos mai aa jati hai aur hosh mai aate he rone lagti hai)

Marry:- (rote hue ) aah tum ek dam janwar ho tumne mujhe maar he dala tha ab mujhe nahi krna tumhare sath mujhe jane do mujhe nahi chudwana

Ronit :- jitna dard hona tha ab ho gaya ab bus majae he maje hai dekho mera pure lund tumhari chut mai hai

(iske baad ronit dhere dhere dhake lagane lagta hai jiski wajeh thodi dher mai marry ko maja aane lagta hai aur usse bhi shuru chadne lagta )

Marry :- aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh esse he dhere dher haa esse he

Ronit :- oooooohhhhh marry ab mai jessa ab bolta hue tum bhi wese he bolo (phir ronit marry ke kaan mai kuch bolta hai )

Marry :- madarchod badve aaj teri bivi ki dusre mard se chud gayi aur tu dekhta he raha ja be hejade namar kaat kr pheke de apni luli kyuki ab teri yeh luli meri kissi kami ki nahi aab mujhe yeh 11” ka lund chahiye yeh lund aaj se mai iski gulam ho gayi hu aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aur jor se aor jor se haa

(ronit issi tarah dakke marta rahata hai kaafi der tak dakkke marne ke baad ek baar phir marry phir jaad jati hai lekin iss baar ronit bhi karib tak woh apna lund nikal kr luca ke pass jata hai aor uske muh per jhad jata hai phir uski aakh hali se khol kr apne lund per laga hua khoon dikhata hai jis per marry ki chut ka khoon laga hua tha jab ronit ki najar luka ke lund per jati hai toh usse hasi aa jati hai kyuki shirf apni bivi chudai ki awaj sounne se he who jhad gaya tha iske baad ronit marry ko uss raat shubha 4 baje tak chodta hai aur apna veera uski chut mai gira deta hai iss beach who marry ki gand marne ko bolta hai lekin marry usse mana kr deti hai toh ronit bhi jada jor nahi deta iss duran ronit aur marry 4 baar sex krte hai lekin marry ki haalta bahut kharab ho jati hai phir ronit waha se 4:30 per nikal kr apni bike se ek flat mai chala jata hai aur jesse he gate band krke sone ko hota hai tabhi uska phone baj jata hai )

Ronit :- hello

Admi:- congratulation ronit

Ronit :- ohh toh tum ho

Admi:- haa mai maine tumhe call kiya tha ki tumhe yaad dila du ki tumhe aaj jana hai

Ronit:- mujhe yaad dilane ki koi jarurat nahi hai mujhe pata hai ki mujhe aaj nikalna hai

Adim:- tumhe ek baar phir yaad dila du ki tum kn ke pass ja rahae ho aur who log kesse hai aur tumhe kesse deal krna hai kahi risto ko chakravyuh mai na fas jao

Ronit :- ko chakravyuh se nikalna achi tarah se aata hai

Adim :- tum shayad bhul rahe ho ki waha per ronit nahi rohan jayega aur ronit ka waha koi kam nahi hai

Ronit:- mujhe achi tarah se yaad hai ki waha rohan jayega mujhe lekin jab mujhe laga ki rohan ko ronit ki jarurat hai toh ronit ko bahar aana he hoga

Adim :- yahi tumhare aur rohan ke liye acha hoga agar galti se bhi ronit delhi pahuch gaya toh tum jante ho

Ronit :- diyan rakh abhi tu ronit se baat kr raha hai aur rahi baat ronit ki toh yaha se ronit jarur jayega lekin waha per rohan he pahuche ga

Admi:- chal thik hai

Ronit :- good night

Admi:- aapka din shu (tabhi ronit call cut kr deta hai ) shatranj ka ek aur piyada taiyar hai verma’s house ke liye ha ha ha ha ha ha

(iske baad ronit ek msg type krta hai apne dad ke liye )

Ronit:- dear dad ,

Mai apka beta hu shayad apko yaad hoga kitni aajib baat hai na mai aapka khoon hokr bhi aaj tak aap ko aur apne pariwar ko kabhi nahi dekh paya shayad apko mai pasnad he nahi ya phir mere najayaj hone ki wajeh se aap mujh apna na nahi chahte lekin ab mai bhi mujhbur he court ke anusar mujhe agle ek saal tak mujhe apke sath rehena hai aaj se 7 din baad mai 21 saal ka ho jauga mai aaj shaam ko yaha se apni bike se nikal raha hu waha delhi agle 5 din baad pahuch jauga mujhe toh pata hia mera ek bada bhai aur ek badi behen hai aur ek choti behen bhi hai mai aksar unki photo ****** book per dekh leta hu aur chacha chichi ki bhi ek mujhe se chote judwa ba he hai ek behen ek bhai jitna mai unse milne ke liye excited hu utna he who log bhi hoge ab jada apko pareshan na krte hue bus yahi per khatam krta hu

Apka beta

Ronit (phir kuch soch kr delete kr deta hai) rohan

 

[Adisaan]

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mera ek bada bhai aur ek badi behen hai aur ek choti behen bhi hai mai aksar unki photo ****** book per dekh leta hu aur chacha chichi ki bhi ek mujhe se chote judwa ba he hai ek behen ek bhai jitna mai unse milne ke liye excited hu utna he who log bhi hoge ab jada apko pareshan na krte hue bus yahi per khatam krta hu

Apka beta

Ronit (phir kuch soch kr delete kr deta hai) rohan

NOTE:- dosto next update mai verma family ka intro aur rohan ki entry hogi

Ab aage

(iske baad ronit ek aur msg send krta hai jis mai likhta hai “I am coming” aur send kr deta hai aur uske baad woh sone chala jata hai wahi dusri aur jaha yeh do msg pahuche the ek chehere per iss msg ki khushi thi aur wahi dusri aur ek ke chehere per iss msg ke milne se gussa tha jesse kissi ne uske kale pani ki saja de di ho chalo ab story ke kuch naye character ke bare mai jaan le )

Phele hum baat krte hai iss kahani ke hero yani “rohan ya ronit” ap jo bhi samjho lekin mai toh bus yahi kahuga ki ap wahi samjhna jo mai apko dikha raha hu kyu dikha raha hu yeh apko aage story mai pata chalega abhi ke liye bus itna he hai ki jaha rohan apni family se bharpur pyar krta hai chahe koi bhi usse kitni bhi nafrat kr le lekin who bus unhe pyar he dega rohan ke andar duniya ki haar achi aadat hai ke tarah se yeh samjh lo ki who mahatma hai lekin wahi dusri aur ronit ke andar duniya ki har burai hai duniya ka essa koi nasha na hohi nahi sakta jo ronit ne nahi kiya ho , ronit ko ladki se nahi ladkiyo ke jism se pyar hai jaha rohan family ke liye kuch bhi kr sakta hai wahi ronit ko family sabd se nafrat hai in short insaan ke roop mai DEVIL agar education ki baat krre toh bus itna he ki rohan ne last year he BBA complete kiya hai aab MBA delhi se krne ja raha hai

NOTE:- yaha agar koi samjh raha ho ki ronit ya rohan mai koi super netural power hai toh essa kuch nahi hai aur na he yaha koi “multiple personallty disorder” wali koi perblem hai iss character ko main bahut soch samjh kr banaya hai read with focus.



Rohan uff ronit Family introduction

Father :- surender verma jo ki 54 year ke hai lekin body ek dum fit hai inko har choti choti baat per gussa aa jata hai iss wajeh se pure ghar mai koi bhi inki kahi baat ko nahi taalta inhone ek baar jo bol diya who pathar ki lakir hai inka khud kr ek family business hai khud ka business hone ke sath inke bahut se dusman hai lekin inka sabse bada dusman koi aur nahi inka khud ka beta rohan hai jiski yeh sakal tak dekhna pasand nahi krte kya reason hai woh story mai apko pata chalega ek yahi karan tha jis wajeh se rohan ko 21 saal tak inhone apne pariwar se dur rakhaaek baat aur inka business india mai top 10 mai aata hai

Mother :- pooja verma jessa naam wesi he inki serat haihala ki ghar mai sab se badi hone ki wajeh se inka he raaj chalta hai lekin yeh humesha apne se jaada dusro ki khushi ke baare mai sochti hai ek yeh he hai jo surender yani apne pati ka gussa control kr sakti hai baki koi nahi lekin jab baat rohan ki ho toh yeh bhi kuch nahi kr sakti yeh pooja path krne wali gharelu aurat hai inki age 50 hai aur body bhi fit hai

Elder son(surender ) :- vishal verma wese toh vishal ka nature kafi acha hai lekin ladkiyo ke mamle mai thoda lose hai jaha ladki dekhi usse set krne ki sochta hai but har baar muh ki he khata hai hala ki iss ek bahut sundar girl friend hai jisse isski engagement ho rakhi hai lekin ladke toh ladke hote hai wese bhaishad ne personallty per kafi kam kiya hai shakal bhi achi hai lekin phir bhi wese yeh drink shirf week end per krte hai aur inka favorite kam Xfun per story padna lekin inki agar kissi se sabse jada fati hai toh woh inke wese inki age 26 hai aur inhone MBA complete kr ke apna family business samhal rakha hai

Elder daughter (surender ):- neha verma wese toh aksar kaha jata hai ki betiya maa ki parchayi hoti hai lekin inke case mai essa kuch bhi nahi hai yeh inhe ghar ke kaamo se bahar ke kaamo mai interest hai inhe dekh kr toh koi bhi yeh bol sakta hai ki yeh chalti firti attitude ki dukan hai wese toh yeh kissi se jaldi baat nahi krti lekin jab bhi koi inse baat krta hai toh bahut soch samjh kr krta hai kyo ki inhe koi baat kabhi bhi galt lag sakti hai aur ussper inhe kabhi bhi gussa aa sakta hai aur uske baad yeh kya krre gi yeh toh bagwaan bhi nahi janta lekin inki jaan shirf do logo mai busti hai ek megha jo iski sagi behen hai aur dusri sakshijo ki inki chacha ki ladki hai chahe yeh kitne bhi gusse mai ho lekin in dono ke samne aate he inka gussa ek dum khatam ho jata hai inki age hai 23 abhi haal he mai MBA complete kiya hai aur apna he family business join kr liya hai

Younger daughter (surender ):- megha verma iss ghar mai aagar koi sabse jadda khurafati hai toh woh hai megha iske dimag mai hummesha koi na koi khurafat reheti he hai isse agar kissi se nafrat hai toh yeh uska jeena haram kr degi lekin agar kissi ko apna maan liya toh uske liye yeh kissi se bhi lad sakti hai siwaye apne papa ke baki dilki saaf hai lekin dost iski hummesha aawar logo ke sath hai hala ki isse padai mai koi interest nahi hai lekin ek family business aur dusra collage life enjoy krne ke chakkr mai inhone BBA mai admission krra liya hai pichle 2 saal se yeh bhagwaan ki kripase passing mark se pass hoti aa rahi hai dikhne mai sundar face ek dum masoom wala hai lekin woh kehete hai na ki har chamakne wali cheg sona nahi hoti wqhiinka bhi haal hai aur inki har shararat mai inka sath deta hai ansh wese inki aage 20 hai

Surender younger brother family

(surender’s brother ) :-Ravinder verma wese toh inke baar mai yeh kehena galt nahi hoga ki yeh kalyug ke laxman hai kyuki inke liye bade bhai ki muh se nikla ek ek sabd pathar ki lakir hai body se bhi normal hai aur age hai inki 45 ki hai

ravinder wife :- Bharti verma inka nature bhi kafi sweet hai yeh bhi apne pati ki tarah hai yeh bhi apna har kam pooja yani apni jeethani se puch kr krti hai dono mai behno jitna pyar hai yeh bhi gajab ki sundar hai lekin yeh sab se jada apne jeeth se darti hai unke samne inki juban bhi nahi khulti hai inki aage hai 42 hai

Ravinder’s son :- ansh wese toh ansh aur sakshi dono judwa he hai lekin dono mai jamin asman ka antar hai wese inki age 17 ki hai lekin inke shok 21 saal ki hai aaj tak na jane kitni gril friend banai yeh toh isse bhi nahi pata aur dusra isse har b’day per sabse expensive cheeg he chahiye phir kuch bhi kyuna ho wese ghar mai kissi ko nahi pata ki yeh nashe ka aadi bhi hai yeh sab se chup kr drug bhi leta hai jisse abhi shirf 2 mahene he hue hai

ravinder daughter :- Sakshi yeh iss ghar ki sabse khas character hai yeh sabse choti hai kyuki ansh aur sakshi mai 2 min ka antra hai yeh itni komal hai ki koi isske samne agar thoda jor se bhi baat krde toh isski aakho se aashu nikal aate hai isse logo se milna aur dosti krna bahut pasnad hai lekin isse heart problem hai jiske ilaaj ke liye yeh puri duniya mai kissi ke pass nahi hai isska case bahut critical hai isska ilaaj kissi bhi doctor ke pass nahi hai issi liye isse bahut samhal kr rakhna padta hai issi wajeh se sakshi ki kissi ke milne ki permission nahi hai na he kahi bahar jane ki docter ke according sakshi ke pass shirf 8 mahine hai

(abhi jo maine character hai who yeh he hai lekin dhere dhere mai baki ke characher ko bhi introduce kruga now back to story jab ronit so kr utha toh uss samye dopahar ke 2 baj rahe the usne uth kr fresh ho kr apne liye ek cup coffer aur apne liye khana odder kr diya aur bahar se news paper lene chala gaya lekin waha per usse ek new sim card bhi milla jo usse pata tha kyu diya gaya hai ronit ne who sim card liya aur apne phone mai dal liya aur purana sim card thod diya phir woh apna saman pack krne chala gaya thodi der baad waha apna lunch kiya aur apna saman lekr bahar aaya aur ek call ki thodi der mai usse ek admi mila aur usne usse ek chabi di aur waha se apni bike le kr nikal pada )

4 din baad

(ab in 4 din ko yaad rakhna kyuki Mumbai to delhi tak bike se 25 se 30 hour he lagte hai toh issne yeh chaar din kaha bitaye kesse bitaye isse yaad rakhna kahani ke duran isska raaz bhi khalna hai )

(aaj 5 wa din hai ronit ki journey ka aaj rohan apni manji apne pariwar ke pass pahuchne wala hai chalo thoda uske pariwar se mile ek bade se ghar mai ek bade se dinning table per jaha ek time mai aaram se 25 kog khana kha sakte hai us per shubha ka nasta laga hua tha sab log waha per aa kr apna pana nasta kr choke the sabhi uthne he wale the )

Admi:- bharti sakshi ko room mai chhod kr jaldi wapas aao aur abhi koi kahi nahi jayega mujhe aaj sab se kuch important baat krni hai

(ji haan yeh aur koi nahi surender he hai ab se mai surender ko papa pooja ko mummy aur bharti ko chachi aur ravinder ko chacha ke naam se bhulaga or rohan ko mai mai kahuga thodi der mai bharti bhi aa jati hai )

Papa:- aaj tum sabko mujhe ek baat batani hai jo maine aaj tak tum logo ko nahi batayi yeh baat aaj tak shirf mujhe tumhari mummy yani pooja tumhare chacha yani ravinder aur tumhari chachi yani bharti ko he pata thi lekin aaj mujhe yeh bhi batana hai

Vishal :- kya baat hai papa ap bahut tension mai ho essi kya baat hai

Neha :- ji papa bataiye

Papa :- ab koi beech mai nahi bolega toh souno tum tin bhai behen ke ilawa mera ek aur beta hai mera NAJAYAJ beta rohan jo aaj wapas aa raha hai jo tum hara sotela bhai bhi hai

Sabhi bache :- kya ………………..

Papa :- haan yeh baat sach hai meri najayaj aulad hai lekin kabhi mene usse pani aulad nahi mana kyuki (iske aage ek story hai jo ki mai abhi nahi batane wala ) ek yeh wajeh hai jis ki wajeh se mujhe usse nafrat thi issi liye maine usse apne pass se dur kr diya lekin court ki uss fesale ke anusar mai usse tab taka apne se alag nahi kr sakta jab tak who 21 saal complete kr ke mere aur meri family ke sath pura ek saal na bita le toh court ke fesale ke anusar aaj se 2 din baad who 21 saal ka hone wala hai aur who aaj yaha aane wala hai

Neha :- papa (chilate hue ) agar aap ko yeh lag raha hia ki hum usse apna lege toh ya usse normal beheve krrege toh mai essa nahi kr sakti mujhe aap kissi gali ke awar kutte ke sath rehene ke liye kesse bol sakte ho pata nahi kis gandgi mai pala hoga woh

(abhi vishal , megha aur ansh kuch bolne wale hote hai tabhi surender sabko hath dikha deta hai )

Papa:- mujhe pata hai ki tum sab kya bolna chahate ho lekin shayad tum sabne meri baat sahi se souni nahi jitni nafrat mai usse krta hu shayad he koi usse krta ho lekin mai bhi majbur hu na chahte hue bhi humme usse apne ghar mai rakhna he hoga and that’s final woh yaha ek kirayedarki tarah he rahega humme koi bhi bound nahi kr sakta usse mil ya milane ke liye

(itna bolkr surender waha se nikal jata hai wahi sab nikal jate ravinder surender ke sath office , vishal and neha ek sath office and megha and ansh ek sath school and collage and mummy and chachi ghar ke kam mai buzy ho jati hai phir market ki tarf chali jati hai )

(idhar mai delhi gumta hua ek sumsan raste se aa raha tha ki mujhe ek raste mai ek gadi ke ander ek ladki kuch ladko se ghri hui milli dekhte ke sath he pata lag raha tha ki jarur who ladke usse pareshan kr rahe the maine jaldi se apni bike us ladki ke pass le ja kr khadi kr di aur apna phone nikal kr )

Mai :- hello maa haa mai pahuch gaya didi ke pass haa abhi baat krrata hu ek minute

(isshre se sisha kholne ko bolta hu )

Mai :- yeh lo didi mummy faltu mai pareshan kr rahi hai kab ka collage khatam ho gaya lekin abhi tak ghar nhi pahuch jaldi baat kr aur yaha koi aane wala hai kya phele baat krro

Ladki :- hello (thodi der chup rehe kr meri taraf dekhti hai mai usse palke juka kr baat krne ko bolta hu ) haan mummy bhai pahuch gaya hai mai who ghar he aa rahi thi lekin achanak meri car ******** jagaha kharab ho gayi thi toh mai yah per hu

Mai:- didi ap bhi na agar gadi kharab ho gayi thi toh mujhe call kr deti (phone chente hue ) haa maa mai abhi thodi der mai didi ke sath pahuchta hu ok bye chalo apna bage le kr gadi ko lock kr do aur chalo mere sath

(ladki thoda sochti hai phir mere sath bike per beth jati hai )

Mai :- didi ap beth gaye

Ladki :- hmm

(phir mai bike waha se nikal lete hu )

Ladki :- tumne waha jhoot kyu bola ki mai tumhari behen hu

Mai :- meri na sahi kissi kit oh hogi he na aur mujhe laga tum problem mai ho iss liye help ki

Ladki:- thanks please mujhe ******** tak chhod doge

Mai:- dekho bura mat manna mujhe delhi ke bare mai kuch nahi malum hai kyuki mujhe delhi mai aaye hue abhi 2 gante he hue hai

Ladki:- haste hue tum itne innocent ho ya banne ki koshis kr rahe ho

Mai :- nahi mai essa he hu kyu tumhe essa kyu laga

Ladki :- bus esse he bye the way mera naam hai rashmi parjapati

Mai :- iss nacheej ko rohan kehete hai

Rashmi:- nice name

(phir rashmi rohan ko rasta batati jati hai aur rohan ussi raste per chalta jata hai phir rohan usse uski manjil chhod kr waha se sidhe verma house ki taraf chala jata hai gate per gard usse rokte hai lekin jab who apna naam batata hai toh usse andar jane ki permission de dete hai jab rohan ghar ke ander pahuchta hai toh usse ghar mai koi nahi milta hai who nokaro se ghar walo ke bare mai puchta hai toh who batadete hai ki woh sab bahar gaye hue hai phir ek nokar usse uske room mai chhod aata hai room mai aakr woh nokar ko naste ke liye bol deta hai keheta hai ki nasta room mai he le aaye tab tak nahane chala jata hai phir aa kr nasta krta hai jab woh nasta kr leta hai tab phir nokar se puchta hai ki koi aaya hai ya nahi toh nokar usse mana kr dete hai phir rohan sone chala jata hai kyu ki safar ki wajeh se who kafi thaka hua tha karib 3-4 gante son eke baad jab uski aakh khulti hai tab najar apne room ke gate per jati hai jaha per koi chup chup kr rohan ko dekh raha tha )

 

[Adisaan]

Update 4
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phir rohan sone chala jata hai kyu ki safar ki wajeh se who kafi thaka hua tha karib 3-4 gante son eke baad jab uski aakh khulti hai tab najar apne room ke gate per jati hai jaha per koi chup chup kr rohan ko dekh raha tha

Ab aage

(who ek ladki thi jisne ek flower print ki frok pehen raki thi aur sir per do choti thi jisse hair rubber se banda hua tha usne ek se darwaja pakad rakha tha toh dusra hat darwaje ke piche tha darwaje ki aad se apni ek aakh se woh rohan ko dekh rahi thi uska aada sharir yaa usse bhi kam rohan ko dikh paa raha tha uske chehere ka shirf ¾ part he dikh raha tha uski ek aakh mai he essi thi jesse usmai duniya bhar ki masoomiyat thi jab rohan ne usse dekha toh usko jindgi mai pheli baar eksa laga ki jesse iss masumiyat ke aage duniya ki sari khushi , dhan , dulat , jeet , haar sab kuch bina mtlab ki hai abhi who bed per he leta hua tha apni aakho ko halka sa usne khol rakha tha jismai se who usse dekh paa raha tha lekin shayad who ladki usse nahi dekh paa rahi thi usse shayad essa he lag raha tha ki woh (rohan ) abhi so raha hai toh usne himmat kr ke uske pass uske room mai jane ki sochi aur uske room mai ja kr uske bed ke pass aa gayi aur karib se rohan ko dekhne lagi tabhi achanak se rohan ne apni aakh khol le aur )

rohan:- good afternoon

(ladki do kadam piche hat kr )

Ladki :- wo mai woo esse wo

Rohan :- arre arre daro nahi mera irada apko darane ka nahi tha

Ladki :- woo mai ek minute yeh toh mera ghar hai aur tum hote kon ho jo mujhe mere ghar main a darne ki nasihat de raha hai

Rohan:- mera naam rohan hai

Ladki :- toh kahi ke rajkumar ho (muh teda kr ke ) mera naam rohan hai

Rohan :- nahi who mai mr. surender ji ka beta hu

Ladki :- ek miunte kya kaha apne ki aap bade papa ke bete ho lekin mai apko jaan kaari ke liye bata du ki uska ek he beta hai jinka naam hai vishal hai aur who mere bade bhaiya hai samjhe

Rohan :- apka khehena sahi hai ek minute kya tum ravinder chacha ki ladki sakshi ho

Ladki :- haa mera naam sakshi hai lekin yeh ek toh maine tum se sawal kiya uska jawab dene ki jagah tum ulta mujhe se sawal kr rahe ho

Rohan :- acha acha thik hai gussa kyu ho rahi ho

Sakshi :- mai gussa nahi ho rahi mai toh bus who he puch rahi

Rohan:- phele who sab chhod phele hath milao

Sakshi :- mujhe ajnabiyo se baat krna pasand nahi hai aur milne ki permission bhi nahi hai aur hath milana toh dur ki baat hai

Rohan:- (smile ke sath ) sach mai essi baat hai lekin kyu

Sakshi :- kyu ki meri tabiyat thik nahi raheti iss liye

Rohan :- who kyu

Sakshi:- (junjlakr ) arre bevakuf itna bhi nahi samjhte mtlb mujhe koi bimari hogi

Rohan :- tumhe kessi bimari hai

Sakshi :- (irritate hokr ) aare mujhe heart ki bimari hai mai jada der gum nahi sakti na he kahi bahar ja sakti hu kyuki muje pollution se bhi problem ho jati hai aur mai jada dere koi physical activity nahi kr sakti kyuki mai jaldi thak jati hu

Rohan :- heart mai agar problem hai toh docter ko nahi dikhaya operation wagera se sahi ho jayega itna paise kaha le kr jaoge

Sakshi :- tum sach mai pagal ho tumhe kuch nahi pata( bed per bethte hue ) pata hai America ke sabse best hearth sergeon ne kaha hai ki agar koi bhi inka operation krne ki koshis krrega toh inki death on the spot ho jayegi kyuki mere hearth mai blood stop ho kr ek gath ban gahi hai jo bina operation ke nahi nikali ja sakti hai aur heart transplant bhi nahi ho sakta iss liye docter ne kaha hai mera ache se khayal rakhna aur mujhe jada bhag dhod nahi krni chahiye kyuki mere pass bus 8 mahine he hai

(sakshi ne abhi itna he kaha tha rohan ki aakh se do bond aasu nikal gaye usne kitni masoomiyat se who baat boldi jo koi bhi kabhi nahi bol sakta aur usse iss soch mai daldiya ki koi yeh jaan kr ki uski jindgi mai shirf kuch he din baaki hai lekin phir bhi itni aasani se khes bol sakta hai ki who shirf 8 mahine ka he mehemaan hai)

Sakshi :- tum yahi soch rahe ho ki jo abhi kuch dino mai marne wali hai lekin esse baat kr rahi hai arre tumne mujhe apni baato mai ulja kr mujhse baate krni shuru kr di aur mujhe pata bhi nahi chala ab mujhe tum se koi baat nahi krni wese bhi mujhe bade papa ne mana kiya hai ab mai jaa rahi hu

Rohan:- acha mt krna baat mujhe se lekin yeh toh bata do ki tumhe cocalate pasand hai ya nahi

Sakshi :- haa mujhe cocalate pasand he lekin yeh mai tumhe kyu batayu

Rohan :-(ek smile ke sath) who kya hai mere pass yeh ******** cocalate hai agar tum chaho toh yeh rakh sakti ho I promise mai kissi ko nahi batau ga ki tumne mujhe yeh li hai aur yeh bhi nahi batauga ki tumne mujhse baat ki hai

Sakshi :- thik hai mai yeh cocalate le rahi hu lekin agar tumne yeh baat kissi ko batai toh mai tumse kabhi baat nahi krrugi samjhe (kuch soch kr ) mai toh tumse wese bhi baat nahi krrugi

(tabhi bahar se chachi ki aawaj aati hai jo shayad usse dhund rahi thi)

Sakshi :- tumne mujhe cocalate di hai toh mai tumhe ek advise seti hu hummare yah per dinner samko 8 baje lag jata hai toh time per aa jata nahi toh bhuke he rehena

Rohan :- ok gudiya mai yaad rakhuga

Sakshi :- mujhe gudiya shirf neha di he bula sakti hai samjhe aur haan abhi good evening ho raha hai na ki good afternoon

(itna bolkr sakshi waha se nikal jati hai aur rohan ke chehere per ek halk se smile aa jati hai phir apna mobile nikal kr usmai time dekta hai toh shaam ko 7 baaj rahe hote hai tabhi usse ek call aata hai )

Rohan:-hello

Admi:- kya baat hai nayi sim

Rohan :- ohh toh tum ho

Admi:- haan mai hu tumhe kya laga ki tum sim change kr loge toh mia tum se koi contact nahi kr pauga

Ronit :- yaar kasam se tujhse bada chutiya maine iss duniya mai nahi dekha tujhe kya lagta hai maine sim tere dar se change ki hai bus mai toh yeh soch raha tha ki tujhe itna time kese laga

Admi:- aur nahi toh kya

Ronit :- abe khachhar agar essa hota toh sim mai ussi dealer se kyu leta jiski shop per tune mujhse pehle contact kiya tha

Admi:- toh tumne no. kyu change kiya

Ronit:- abe akal ke dushman tere he bolne per maine ronit ko out of india bheja that oh uska contact no. india mai kesse activate ho sakta hai

Admi:- ohh haan boss ne kaha he ki ronit ko yeh kam krna hai ************************** aur is ki detail aaj sham tak mil jani chahiye

Ronit :- abe oo lodu suna jaa kr apne boss samjha diya ronit kissi ke baap ka nokar nahi hai samjha yaha ronit apni marji se aaya hai na ki tumhare bolne per aur haa apne uss gandmare boss ko ja kr bol diyo ki ronit kissi ka hokum nahi manta samjha ab phone rakh samjha aur dubara mujhse call kr ke koi kami bataya toh tujhe tere ghar mai nanga kr ke teri biwi ko choduga aur tujhe samne hilane per majbur kr duga madarchod (chilate hue ) chal phone rakh

(phir ronit urf rohan time dekhta hai toh 7:15 hue hote hai who uth kr fresh hone chala jata hai waha se aakr time dekhta hai toh abhi bhi 8 bajne mai 20 minute hote hai toh who kuch soch kr apna laptop nikal kr ek mail krta hai ek mail krta hai aur last mai likhta hai “please reponse urgent” regard (ronit mehera) phir apne kapde change kr ke niche hall ki taraf chala jata hai jaha per pura pariwar ek sath betha hua tha aur dinner kr raha tha jesse he rohan dinning table ke pass pahucha sab kin ajar uske pass upper chali gayi sab rohan ko kha jane wali najro se dekh rahe the shirf 5 logo ko chhod kr surender(papa) pooja (mummy ) ravinder(chacha )bharti ( chachi) aur sakshi ke ilawa )

Rohan:- good evening every one ap sab ka mujhe esse dekhne ka reason mujhe pata hai let me introduce my self mai hu most hot & sexy ,most handsome ,most intellegent and most eligible bachelor in the earth rohan verma naam toh souna he hoga

(rohan ke itna bolne per bhi sab shir usse dekh rahe the na koi has raha tha na he koi pratikriya de raha tha toh rohan ne phir se khamoshi ko thodne ki ek aur koshis ki )

Rohan:- okk I will understand ap sab yahi chahate ho ki mai ap sabko pehechanu toh jo head of the family ki chair per bethe hai woh mere dad ke siwaye shir surender verma hai (aur ja kr unke pair chuleta hai iss baat per surender ko gussa bahut aata hai lekin sakshi ke samne hone ki wajeh se who kuch nahi bolte hai )

now the second most respectful person of the family jo mere dad ke right side bethi hai yeh adhikar toh shirf uski ardangni ke ilawa aur kiss ko ho sakta hai toh aap hai most beautiful and gourgeous lady in the whole universe shirmati pooja verma yani sorry say but kya mai apko mummy bula sakta hu (phir kuch sochkr ) arre mai bhi kitna budhu hu yeh bhi koi puchne wali baat hai lovly and sweet mumma(aur phir unke bhi pair chu leta hai )

ab mai baat krne jaa raha hu iss kalyug ke laxman ke baare mai jesse uss yug mai shir ram ji ke sath kadam kadam per unke sath har dum rehne wale laxman the toh iss yug main mere dad ke sath kadam kadam per sath nibhane wale hai mere chacha shir ravinder verma

ab bari hai unki jinke baare mai kya kahu jesse laxman ji ke sath urmila thi wese he iss janm mai mere chacha ji ka sath nibhane ke liye is janm mai urmila ki jagaha yah per aayi hai jesse mere chacha har kadam per mere dad ka sath nibhate hai wese he ghar mai har kam mai meri mumma ka sath nibhane ke liye hai meri chachi most sweetest lady in the universe shrimati bharti verma (aur phir apne chacha ke aur chachi ke bhi pair chu leta hai )

ab baat krte hai unki iss ghar ke sabse bade bache jinse sabka ek aalag rista hai (unke body ko touch krke ) inka ghar se kam gym se purana rista hai inse pure ghar ki judi reheti hai aas kyu ki yeh hai sabse khas sabhi beheno ko khayal rakhna hai inka krma kyuki yeh hai my big bro. mr. vishal verma (aur phir vishal ke bhi pair chu leta hai )

ab baat krte hai unki jiska ek andas hai unki ek alag pehecha unka aagaj hai sabse khas jinke aakh se kabhi nahi kami hota hai surma who hai most beautiful ,tellented and hard working lady miss neha verm

ab mai mai jinki baat krne jar aha hu unka bhi hai alag andaj inka hai khurafati dimag duniya bhar ki sari karamat sari badmashi inki hai pehechan jo hai mujhse choti shayad hai issi liye sab se naughty ap hai miss megha verma (aur uske sir per hath rakte hue )

ab bari aati hai unki jinka nahi kissi ek dil mai thikana (udas hone ka natak krte hue )jinka nahi hai kitabo se dur dur tak koi yaarana jinki hoti hai expensive cheejo se phehechaan jo hai iss verma niwash ke vansh khehlate hai yeh ansh (phir uske sir per hath rakhta hai )

ab baat krte hai iss family ke aakhri member ki jo hai sabse khas jo krti hai har dilo mai raj jiski ek aah se nikalti hai saki jaan masoomiyat se hoti hai jinki phehechan jinke muskurane se iss ghar ke har shaksh ke dil ko milti hai tandak jo hai sabse piyari sabse niyari aur sabki dulari jo hai saki jaan jinki hoti hai sakshi naam se pehechan aur mai hu neha di aur vishal bhai se chota aur baki sabse bada apka bhai rohan

sakshi:- thank you bhaiya

rohan:- welcome lekin koi kuch bol kyu nahi raha hai kya maine galat intro diya ya kuch galt bol diya agar essa hai toh mujhe maaf kr dena

(sab sakshi ko ghurte hai tabhi neha kuch bolne wali hoti hai lekin surender usse hath se mana kr deta hai tabhi pooja bolti hai )

Mummy :- nahi beta essi koi baat nahi hai lekin yaha per dinner ke time koi kuch nahi bolta hai

(tab rohan apne sir per hath maarta hai )

Rohan :- mai bhi kitna bewakuf hu mai table manner kesse bhul gaya sorry every one

(uske baad rohan wahi beth jata hai aur plate le kr khana lene lagta hai aas pass mai nokar hote hai jo khana serve kr rahe hote hai lekin rohan kahne ke bahane sabse baat krne ki koshis krta hai lekin kissi ka koi response nahi aata phir sab khana khatam kr ke waha se apne apne room mai chale jate hai aur rohan bhi apne room mai aa jata hai phir ek bage le kr woh dubara hall mai jata hai aur ek nokar se sab ko bahar hall mai bulata hai jaha per thodi der mai sab aa jate hai )

Rohan :- sorry aap mujhe pata hai ap sab ko late ho raha hoga lekin actually mai apsab ke liye kuch gift laya tha toh woh dene rehe gaye the toh last time maine dad se shuru kiya tha ab mai sakshi se shuru kerugma hai na sakshi

(gardan hila kr haan mai isshara krti hai )

Rohan :-Mujhe pata laga tumhe timhe duniya gumna bahut pasand hai toh tumhare liye duniya ki sabse aajib jagaha ki detail hai ismai woh sab jagah hai jissi aaj tak kissi ne nahi dekha this iss for you

Rohan:- yeh tumhe shirf expensive gift he pasand hai yeh ****** brand ka latest laptop tumhe pata hai isske shirf 3 model he launch hue hai abhi tak aur usmai se ek tumhare pass

Rohan:- ab baat krte hai meri behen megha ki jo ki humsha new mobile ki sokin hai toh apke liiye kal he lunch ho ****** brand ka phone

Rohan:- aur didi apke liye pake favirate writer ki recent lunch hui book ki copy with his signature

Rohan:- bhai shab apke liye hai apke liye apke favirate singer ke song ki pendrive ab aap yeh soch rahe hoge ki iss mai kya khas hai jo abhi tak lunch nahi hue shirf apke liye ab yeh mat puchna kesse bus le aaya

Rohan:- chachi ji apko jewellery ka bahut shok hai toh apke liye yeh neckless

Rohan:- aur chacha ji apke liye yeh ******* brand ki watch

Rohan:- aur maa apke liye yeh book jo ki all over world ke best chief ne healthy and tasty food ko diyan mai rakh kr likhi hai isse ap papa ko heathy food khila sakti hai who kon si add thi jismai bolte the pati ke dil ka rasta pet se gujarta hai (smile ke sath) lijiye

(uske baad rohan apne dad ke pass jane wala hota hai tabhi )

Dad :- bharti sakshi ko room mai le jao who thak gayi hogi usse rest ki jarurat hai sakshi beta jao aur apna gift yahi chhod do hum usse pahucha dege

Sakshi :- lekin bade papa

Neha:- gudiya jao bade papa ne bola hai na

Sakshi :- ok di

(phir chachi sakshi ko le kr waha se uske room mai chali jati hai aur gate band kr leti hai phir mai dad ka gift le kr jesse he unke pass pahuchta hu)

Mai :- dad apke liye mai (tabhi ek jor dar awaj ) cccchhhhhaaaatttttaaaaakkkkkkk.

 

[Adisaan]

Update 5​

Sakshi :- ok di

(phir chachi sakshi ko le kr waha se uske room mai chali jati hai aur gate band kr leti hai phir mai dad ka gift le kr jesse he unke pass pahuchta hu)

Mai :- dad apke liye mai (tabhi ek jor dar awaj ) cccchhhhhaaaatttttaaaaakkkkkkk.

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(ab batane ki jarurat toh hai nahi ki yeh thappad kisne mara hoga or kis ko mara hoga ap sab samjh dar hai )

Dad :- khabrdar jo mujhe ek baar aur dad ya papa bolne ki galti ki mai koi tera baap nahi hu samjha pata nahi kis gandi nail ka kida hai kis ka ganda khoon hai who toh teri maa ne pata nahi kesse teri aur meri DNA report mila di iss wajeh se mai aur mera pariwar tujhe jhel raha hai nahi toh kab ka yaha se nikal deta

mai:-( rote hue ) lekin dad chatak (phir se ek thappad pedta hai lekin yeh tappad ravinder ne mara hota hai )

chacha:- tere ek baar mai samjh nahi aata ki tu iss ghar ka kuch nahi lagta aur na he yaha koi tera baap hai na chacha na he koi bhai behen samjha aur(tabhi ravinder ko surender rukne ka ishara krta hai )

dad:- tujhe kya lagta hai teri in methi methi baato mai aakr hum tujhe apna lege tere yeh gift humme pigla dege toh ladke tu galt soch raha kyuki agar mai aur mera pariwar iss duniya mai sabse jada nafrat agar kissi se krta hai who hai tu aur teri maa samjh teri maa aaj se 21 saal phele jo jakham teri us badchalan maa ne mujhe aur mere pariwar ko diye the usse tune aaj phir se hara kr diya hai teri maa se toh achi who peshewar bajaru aurat hoti hai apna aur apne pariwar ka pet bharne ke liye apne jism ka sauda krti hai lekin teri maa tu usse bhi kahi gayi gujari hui aurat thi

mai :- (rote hue niche bethte hue aur hath jodte hue) please meri maa ke bare mai essa mat bolye mat bolye please dad chatak ( phirse ek thappad iss baar yeh thappar neha ne mara tha ) ap toh dad ko samjhiye please di

neha :- hey you don’t call me di and he is not your dad understood

mai :- please ap toh essa mat bolye

dad :- aaj tujhe mai teri maa ki sachai batata hu tujhe pata hai aaj jisse mai sabse jada nafrat krta hu kissi time per mai usse sabse jada pyar krta tha uske liye mai apna sab kuch chod kr aane ke liye bhi taiyar tha uske liye mai ek time per maine apna pariwar apni biwi apne bache tak ko chodne ke liye bhitaiyar tha lekin teri maa ne mujhe yeh bol kr rok diya ki woh mera pariwar hai uske bina mera koi wajud nahi hai mujhe laga ki who mujhse bahut pyar krti hai iss liye yeh sab bol rahi hai lekin nahi usse shirf paise se pyar tha who chinaar aurat paiso ke liye kissi ke sath bhi so sakti thi arre so sakti kya soti thi maine apni in aakho se dekha hai

mai:- ( rote hue ) nahi yeh jhoot hai yeh nahi ho sakta meri maa ganga ki tarah pavitra hai mumma apt oh samjhyi ye (tabhi neha phir se marne wali hoti hai lekin iss baar sourender usse rune ka isshara krta hai

dad:- ruk jao neha aur tu jiss mumma mumma bol raha hai uss bechari ke sath usne kya kya ki arre iss devi ne yeh jaan kr ki isska pati kissi aur ko chahata hai usse uska haq dilane ke liye pure pariwar ke against pure samjh ke against ja kr usse uska adhikar dilane ke liye meri usse shadi krrane ki liye tak razi ho gayi tujhe pata hai ek aurat apna sab kuch baat sakti hai lekin pati nahi lekin iss devi ne apna pati bhi baat diya shir iss liye ki teri maa ko koi rakhel na kahe lekin uss badchan aurat ne kya kiya mujhe aur isski ijajat ko sare aam nilam kr diya

mai :- (rote hue ) please bhagwaan ke liye chup ho jayiye

dad :- nahi aaj tu sonega aur hum bolege mere iss laxman jesse bhai per us kulta ne attempt to rape jessa ginona aarop lagaya tha attempt to rape samjha arre jo insaan kabhi apni bhabhi ko aakh utha kr nahi dekhta who insaan uska rape krre ga essi badchalan aurat ke gande khoon ki tum pedaish ho aur tum chahate ho ki mai tum apna lu tumse toh acha mai ek kutta paal lu kamse kam who wafadar toh hoga lekin tere khoon mai toh shirf chalsaji aur namak harami he hogi yeh meri photi kismat hai ki mujhe aur mere pariwar ko tujhe pure ek saal tak jhelna na hoga uske baad mai tujhe tere hisse ki property de kr khudse aur apne pariwar ki jindgi se a alag kr duga lekin tab tak tu iss ghar mai shirf ek kirayedar ki tarah rahega na koi yaha tera baap hai na he koi teri maa na koi chacha na koi chachi na he koi teri behen hai na koi tera bhai samjha aur agar tune kissi se jada mail mailaw banaya toh mujhse bura koi nahi hoga aur tumsab bhi diyan se soun lo ki koi isse baat nahi krrega

mai:- (rote hue )lekin dad chatak

dad :- mai tera baap nahi hu samjha aur haa apne yeh gift apne sath le ja

mai :- (rote hue )sorry mai yeh wapas nahi le sakta yeh mai apsab ke liye laya tha yeh ap sabko he rahna hoga

dad :- toh thik hai aaj tujhe mai teri aur teri laye hui chejo ki asli jagaha dikhta hu vishal aur ravinder yeh sara kachra lekr bahar garden mai chalo neha ja kr store room se keroshin lekr aao aur ansh tum ja kr kitchen se matches box lao

(surender sabko bahar la kr un sab chejo ko sabke samne aag laga deta hai )

Dad :- gard gard arre behera ho gaya kya gard

Gard:- ji sir ji

Dad :- jab yeh sab puri tarah se jal jaye toh isse bahar gutter mai daal dena samjhe

(aur rohanko gurte hue waha se chala jata hai uske piche piche baki sab bhi chale jate hai aur rohan apne laye hue gift ko jalte hue dekhta reheta hai aur apne dad ke dawar ki hui baato ko soch raha hota hai tabhi uska phone bajta hai )

Mai:-(normal hote hue ) hello kon hai

Admi :- kya hua udwa liya apna majak kr wali apni bejati mr. ronit

Mai :- abhi mai kissi gadhe ke poot se baat krne ke mood mai nahi hu samjha lodu chal phone rakh

Admi:- ha ha ha ha ha aaj pheli baar ronit ki galiyo maid um nahi najar aa raha jo ronit kissi ki ek baat nahi sonta tha woh ronit aaj sabse beijaat ho gaya kyu

Ronit :- (chillate hue ) be madarchod agar tune abhi ke abbhi phone nahi rakha toh teri gand mai garam garam sariya dal duga phir sochte rahiyo ki kaha se kaha se hagu sabjah (aur ronit phone cut kr deta hai abhi muskil se 1 minute bhi nahi hua tha ki ronit ke pass dubara phirse phone aa jata hai )

Ronit :- ruk abbhi ruk abhi teri gand mai sariya dalta hu

(samne se ek aurat ki awaj aati hai )

Aurat :- yeh kiss se baat kr rahe ho ohh acha iss waqt ronit hoga

Ronit :- maa aap apne kyu phone kiya

Maa :- jab beta pareshan ho toh ek maa kese sukun se rehe sakti hai

Ronit :- nahi maa essi koi baat nahi hai who toh mai bus esse he aur wese bhi ronit se problem ko problem hoti hai problem se ronit ko koi problem nahi

Maa :- mujhe pata hai ki ronit bahut strong hai lekin rohan toh nahi hai na

Ronit :- iss liye mai humesha rohan ke sath hu bus inke behavior se thoda hurt hua hu

Maa :- abitne saal ki nafrat hai who itni jaldi kesse khatam ho sakti hai who kehete hai na ki registan mai cactus he ugte hai

Ronit :- toh phir hum bhi besharm ke paudhe hai jo kahi bhi ug jate hai dikat matalo abhi tak mujhe laga toh ki inhe shirf rohan he samhal sakta hai lekin ab lag raha hai ki inhe rohan ki daal ronit ke tadke ke sath khilani padegi

Maa :- jo mann mai aaye who krro lekin aaj ke baad rohan nahi rona chahiye

Ronit :- essa he hoga sweet heart

Maa :- chal bye good night

Ronit :- good night

( phir rohan urf ronit kuch sochta hai aur ek smile ke sath apne room mai chala jata hai aur so jata hai)

 

[Adisaan]

Update 6​

Maa :- jo mann mai aaye who krro lekin aaj ke baad rohan nahi rona chahiye

Ronit :- essa he hoga sweet heart

Maa :- chal bye good night

Ronit :- good night

( phir rohan urf ronit kuch sochta hai aur ek smile ke sath apne room mai chala jata hai aur so jata hai)

Ab aage

(toh dosto ek clarification de deta hu apki yaad hoga ki update 3 ki shuruaat mai ronit ne ek aur msg send kiya tha “I’m coming” woh msg inhe ko yani jinhe yeh maa bol raha hai unhe he send kiya tha ab apke dimag mai yeh sawal aa raha hoga ki yeh shayad wahi lady toh nahi hai jo ki rohan ki mom hai toh iss per mai yeh bolna chahuga ki “No comment” toh ab mai yeh bolna chahuga ki ab aap sabhi reader story ko padne per focus krre na ki apna dimag na chalaye aur apki jakari ke liye bata du chalo rahene do ab story per aate hai chalo aap bhi kya yaad rakhoge ki kissi writer se pala pada tha ronit ne apni ab tak ki jindgi mai se 8 saal anath ashram mai bitaye hai now back to the story )

(uske baad jab sabhi bahar se ander aate hai aur apne apne room mai chale jate hai sabse phele chale hai pooja aur surender ke kamre mai jaha pooja surender ko kuch samjhane ki koshis kr rahi thi )

Mom:- mujhe lagta hai aaj apne jo kiya who kuch jada he hogaya tha

Dad :- dekho pooja mujhe iss bare mai kuch baat nahi krni

Mom:- lekin ek baar yeh toh socho iss mai us bechare ki kya galti thi jab yehsab hua tab toh woh khud kuch he din hue the aur uske (abhi mom itna he boli thi ki )

Dad :- (chillate hue ) pooja tumhe kya lagta hai mujhe khush milti hai purani baato ko yaad krke lekin kya krru jab bhi usse dekhta hu mujhe usmai uski maa dikhti hai phir mujhe who sab yaad aata hai jiski wajeh se maine apna hasta khelta pariwar kho diya jiski wajeh se maine apne maa baap beheno ko bhi kho diya aaj pure 21 saal 21 saal se maine apni beheno ki sakal nahi dekhi hai aur uski wajeh shirf aur shirf woh aur wahi who maa hai mai kuch bhi bhula sakta hu lekin yeh nahi aur mujhe iss bare mai koi baat nahi krni hai

(iske baad mai yeh light off krke sone chale geye ab chale hai ravinder ke room mai jaha per ravinder aate he bolte khol kr drink krne laga hala ki essa nahi tha ki woh hummesha drink krta hai lekin jab jada tension hoti thi bus tab )

Chachi :- please ab bus bhi ki jiye kitna piyoge

Chacha :- nahi aaj nahi roko mujhe aaj phir maine bhaiya ko ussi tarah dukhi dekha hai jesse who aaj se 21 saal phele hue the mujhe pata hai aaj ki raat unhe nind nahi aane wali tumhe pata hai kitni mushkil se unhone apne aap ko samhala tha lekin aaj phir agar mujhe bhaiya ne mana na kiya hota toh mai aaj aur iss waqt us ladke ko is ghar se nikal deta

Chachi :- lekin yu pine se toh bhaiya ki problem ko koi solution toh nahi nikalega na agar

Chacha :- tum please aaj ja kr sakshi ke pass so jao kahi aaj ki baate usne na soun li ho nahi toh raat bhar darti rahegi

Chachi :- lekin

Chacha :- please bharti jao

(iske baad chachi bhi waha se chali jati hai aur sakshi ke room mai ja kr so jati hai wahi dusri taraf neha aur vishal ek room mai aaj hui gatna ke baare mai baat kr rahe the )

Vishal :- yaar aaj jo bhi hua who nahi hona chahiye tha

Neha :- nahi jo bhi hua sahi hua us kamine ko toh agar mera bus chalta chhapalo se maar maar kr ghar se bahar nikal deti

Vishal :- dekh neha manta hu ki jo uski mom ne kiya who galat hai lekin iss mai uski toh koi galti nahi thi na

Neha :- what you mean uski galti nahi hai offcoure ussi ki galti hai sare fasad ki jad who aur uski maa he hai aur us kamine ki himmat toh dekho mujhe sabke samne de bol raha tha

Vishal :- tum toh esse react kr rahi ho jesse usne tumhe koi gali de di ho

Neha :- uske muh se nikal har sabd mujhe kissi gali se kam nahi lag raha tha

(vishal ko neha se baat kr ke yeh samjh aa gaya ki who diwal se baat kr raha hai iss liye usne apni conversation yahi khatam krna thik samjha )

Vishal:- acha thik hai ab mai chalta hu tub hi jaldi so jana thik hai wese bhi kal se ek naye project per kam krna hai uske liye energy aur full focus chahiye bye

Neha :- bye

(iss tarah vishal bhi apne room mai chala gaya jaha yeh sab rohan ke aane se na khush the aur aaj ki gatna se pareshan the wahi megha aur ansh megha ke room mai kuch plain kr rahe the )

Ansh :- di aaj toh maja aa gaya aaj pheli baar mujhe bade papa ko gussa dekh kr khushi milli kese badla liya us haram jade se

Megha :- who sab toh thik hai ki papa ne usse badla le liya lekin humne toh nahi liya na

Ansh :- mtlb aap kya kya khehena chahati ho

Megha :- arre kya khaha tha usne mujhe haan “choti but sabse naughty” toh apne aap ko prove bhi toh krna padega na

Ansh :- mtlb koi naya plan hai apke pass

Megha :- plan toh hai chal kaan idhar la

Ansh :- lekin iss kamre mai toh koi nahi hai

Megha :- abe duffer who bolte hai na ki diwaro ke bhi kaan hote hai chal jaldi kaan le kr aa

Ansh :- acha thik hai

(phir megha uske kaan mai kuch bolti hai )

Megha :- ab milega usse najayaj ko sabse acha gift uske brith day per “birthday special”

(issi tarah sabhi aaj ke baare mia kuch na kuch soch rahe the lekin in sab se anjaan sakshi chain ki nind so rahi thi khash koi iss waqt uske chehre ko dekh leta toh uske chehere se he uski sari pareshani ek jhatke mai chu mantar ho jati )

(ek bistr per ek hasina puri nangi leti hui thi aur mai uske pass ja kr uske boobs ko sehela raha tha aur uske hotho ko chum raha tha aur woh mere lund ko sehela rahi thi )

Ladki :- ohh baby yeh come fuck me fuck me harder

Mai :- yeh baby

(phir jesse he maine apna hathiyar nikala wese he )

Ladki :- ohh no mai itna bada kesse le paugi

Mai :- arre kuch nahi hota sab chala jayega bus thoda dard hoga uske baad maja he maja hai

(aur phir mai usko garam krne laga who bhi garm hokr bolne lagi phir achanak)

Aawaj :- babu ji chhod do mujhe chhod do

Mai :- baby tumhari aawaj ko kya hua yeh mardana kesse ho gayi

Aawaj :- babu ji rehem kijiye hum per hum baby nahi bhola hu (jesse he maine yeh souna meri aakh khul gayi aur merne samne dekha ek gora sa ladka mere sath leta hua tha uske chehre per halki halki dadi much thi jisse he mujhe kuch samjh aaya maine usko ek laat mari aur woh dur jaa kr gira )

Mai :- kon ho tum aur yah kya kr rahe ho

Bhola :- (rote hue ) hum bhola hai aur hum khaha kuch kr rahe the aap he humare sath na jane baby baby bol kr kya kya kr rahe the (thoda tej se )ab hum apni kajri ko kya muh dikhyege

Mai :- ek minute kya kiya mene tumhare sath

Bhola :- (rote hue ) apne hummari ijat loot le humme bar baad kr diya ab hum kahi muh dikhne ke layak nahi rhe ab hummari kajri ka kya hoga gaow mai log kehete the ki sheher ke log gaow walo ko behela pushla kr unki ijat ke sath (phir rona suru)

Mai :- chup ek dum chup maine tum hare sath kuch nahi kiya samjh aur jo hua shayad who sapne mai hua tha lekin mujhe yeh batao ki tum yaha kyu aaye the

Bhola :- (rote hue ) humme toh badi malkin ne kaha tha ki ja kr aap ko dekh kr aau aur jaga du hum to hiss liye aaye the lekin yaha toh (phir rona shuru)

Mai :- arre yaar ek toh tum rona band krro wese bhi tum bhi mard ho mai bhi mard hut oh mai kese tum hari ijat loot sakta hu

Bhola :- hummara naam bhola hai iska yeh matlb nahi ki hum bhi bola hu humko sab pata hai kuch loga ek se hota hai jinhe mahilao mai nahi purusho mai lagaw hota hai

Mai :- (bhola ki iss baat per mujhe hasi aa gayi ) ha ha ha ha ha ha bhola bhola don’t worry mai essa nahi hu mujhe shirf mahilaye pasand hai aur jo kuch bhi hua woh sab mere sapne ki wajeh se hua uske liye sorry

Bhola :- (muh teda kr ke ) welcome

Mai :- ohh tumhe English aati hai

Bhola :- (najarjgi mai ) toh hum apne gaow mai sab se jada pade lekhe hai pata hai humne 10 mai pure gaow mai first division pass kiya tha

Mai :- bhola yeh batao ki sab log nasta kab krte hai

Bhola :- wese toh 8:30 baje

(tabhi meri najar gadi per gayi jismai 8 baj rahe the mai jaldi se uth kr )

Mai:- bhola tumne mujhe phele kyu nahi jagaya

Bhola:- hum toh 7:30 baje he aaye the lekin phir apne (aur phir rona shuru )

(maine socha iss bhola puran ko baad mai sounuga phel ja kr taiyar ho jau uske baad mai jaldi naha dho kr jaldi se nich chala gaya jaha per sab almost wah beth gaye the mai bhi jaldi se waha beth jese he mai waha betha toh sab ki najar waha thi lekin sab mujhe he ghur rahe the lekin mujhe waha per sakshi najar nahi aa rahi thi shayad abhiaane wali he hogi )

Mai :- good morning ever one

(mene itna he bola tha ki tabhi )

Neha :- mujhe nasta nahi krna mujhe bhok nahi hai (aur uska support ansh aur megha ne bhi kiya )

Mom :- kya hua abhi toh bol rahi thi ki bahut bhuk lagi hai au ab

Neha :- mai esse nich logo ke sath beth kr khana nahi kaha sakti jin ko itna bhi sence nahi hai ki jaha koi unhe pasand nahi krta hai lekin phir bhi baar baar apni beijati krrane aa jate hai esse do kudi ke sadak chap kutto ke sath

Ansh /megha :- hum bhi

Mom :- neha , megha or ansh please chup chap khana kahao

(abhi mai yeh sab soun he raha tha tabhi )

Chacha :- bhabhi aap bacho ko kyu bol rahi hai esse gande khoon ko (abhi inhone itna he bola tha ki maine piche se sakshi ko aata hua dekh liye aur muh raat wali baat yaad aa gayi ki mujhe per chilane se phele unhone phele sakshi ko waha se nikal diya tha tabhi mai bol pada )

Mai :- sofe per beth kr nasta kr luga kyuki mujhe t.v dekh kr khana kahne ki aadat hai if you don’t mind

(Tabhi sakshi )

Sakshi :- bhaiya ap hummare sath nahi khayege

Mai :- nahi gudiya abhi nahi who mujhe purani aadat hai na iss liye dhire dhire chang hogi

Sakshi :- lekin (abhi sakshi ne itna he kaha ta ki neha phir bol padi )

Neha :- tumhe jaha beth kr khana kahna hai khao aur dusri baat gudiya ko gudiya bolna ke haq mere ilawa kissi aur ko nahi hai samjhe aur gudiya tu yeh koi tere bhaiya waiya nahi hai samjh tere shirf do bhai hai ek vishal bhaiya aur dosara ansh samjhi

(abhi sakshi phir kuch bolne wali thi tabhi mai bol pada hala ki neha di ki baato se mujhe bahut dukh hua tha lekin phir bhi maine apne aap ko control kiya aur waha se chup chap nikal gaya )

Mom:- bhola ja kr unhe waha nasta de do

Neha :- haan bhola bhaiya ja kr us kutte ko bhi khana khila do

Sakshi :- didi aap esse kesse bol rahe ho

Neha :- oye tu chup chap nasta kr samjhi mujhe pata hai kiss se kese baat krni hai

(neha aur kuch bolti ki tabhi dad ne unhe chup krra diya )

Dad :- neha beta santi se nasta krro aur sakshi ap toh ache bache hona toh didi se behes nahi krte chalo sorry bolo aur nasta krro

Sakshi :- sorry di

Neha :- koi baat nahi chal ab nasta kr aur ha uss se dur rahiyo

(aur sakshi ne haan mai gardan hila di )

(mai waha se nikal kr hall mai jakr T.V on kr ke beth gayathodi der mai bhola bhi mera nasta le kr aa gaya jesse he mai T.V on krke maine us mai Bhojpuri song ka chhenal laga diya jismai phela song yeh baja )

Aye Raja Raja Raja Kareja me samaja

Uthala tani kora bhetai khoobey maja

Bahiyan me kasi ke saiyan- (haye daiyaa, maar dala rey)

Jess he yeh line aayi waha dinning table per sabko khasi aa gayi

Bahiyan me kasi ke saiyan Marela kacha kach kach kach

Aur iss line ke baad toh jiske muh mai jo kuch tha who sab bahr aa gaya tha

Aye Raja Raja Raja Kareja me samaja, Uthala tani kora bhetai khoobey maja

Bahiya me kasi ke saiya- (ouuui maaa )
Iske baad toh sabhi ke chehere per pasine ki lakir aa gayi thi wahi mai dur insab se anjan gane ka full maja le raha tha
Bahiya me kasi ke saiya Marela kacha kach kach kach

Mast deh madmast ba jawani, (haaan aaaa)




(abhi yeh gana itna he hua tha ki tabhi dad ne bhola ko bol kr chhenal ko change krra diya aur news chenal laga diya jisse dekha kr ek second ke liye toh jhatka laga kyuki news kuch iss tarah thi )

News:- aaj ek herat angej khabar pata chali hai duniya ke jane mane bike racer luca ki death body india ke ************ jagah mile hai doctor’s ke anusar inki mout kal raat 9 baje hui hai lekin iss mai hairani ki baat yeh hai mr. luca aaj se 4 din phele he india se wapas London chale gaye the aur waha jene ke 1 din baad waha se gayab ho gaye lekin iss ke koi sabhut nahi mil pa rahe hai ki luca wapas india kab aaye aur unke sath yeh sab kesse hua

(iss news ko dekh kr mujhe jada frak nahi pada lekin yeh baat sochne per mai bhi majbur ho gaya tha ki aakhir luca ko kisne mara aur kyu aur maarne ki jagaha india he ki chuni yahi sab sochte hue mai nasta khatam krke jesse he muda toh mujhe piche dinning table per koi nahi dikha shayad sab chale gaye the phir mai bhi wapas apne room mai chala gaya aur apne document nikalne lag gaya jesse he mai document nikal kr collage jane ke liye nikal raha tha tabhi mujhe ek baar phir se call aa gaya )

Admi :- hello

Ronit :- haa bol be chuchunder

Admi :- yeh sab kya hai tu ne luca ko maara

Ronit :- maine nahi maara

Admi:- toh phir kisne maara

Ronit :- mujhe kya pata kya mai uski aaya hu jo uski har khabar rakhu

Admi :- toh kon maar sakta hai

Ronit :- jisne bhi maara ho mujhe kya oye lodu soun

Admi :- haa bol

Ronit :- abe tu manta hai ki tu lodu hai ha ha ha ha ha

Admi :- tu kam ki baat krrega

Ronit :- abe mai aaj collage ja raha hu toh apne boss se bol de ki waha baat kr le samjha

Admi :- thik hai kam ho jayega

Ronit :- bye lodu

(iske baad ronit waha se nikal jata hai jaha hall mai mumma and chachi bethi hui thi jo mujhe he dekh rahi thi shayad puchna chahati thi ki khaha ja raha hu lekin kal ki wajeh se puch nahi pa rahi thi tabhi mujhe samne phir se bhola najr aaya toh maine socha ki kyuna toh time pass kiya jaye )

mai :- bhola ji oo bhola ji

bhola :- kya baat hai

mai :- arre yaar baat nhi kr sakta kya

bhola :- dekho babu ji mujhe kami se jana hai jaldi bolo

mai :- (muje bhi laga ki who sayad buzy hoga to hiss baad mai baat krte hai )bhola dekh mai na ******* collage jar ha hu who kya hai na maine online toh form summit kr diya tha lekin iss collage ki policy thi ki humme off line bhi document summit krni hai to hiss liye mai waha ja raha hu toh mujhe 3 -4 gante lag sakte hai toh tu chinta mat kruo samjha hum aa kr maje krrege

(idher meri baat soun kr bhola pareshan ho gaya tha ki mai unhe yeh sab kyu bata raha hu aur aa kr kon se maje krne ki baat kr raha hu aur wahi chachi aur mumma ko tasali mil gayi thi )

Bhola :- humme kyu bata rahe ho aur humme nahi krne koi maje waje

Mai :- (smile ke sath ) chal shaam ko muilta hu bye baby

(phir mai waha se collage ke liye nikal gaya jesse he mai collage ke gate per pahuch waha per pahuch kr mere mind mai pehela sawal mere mind mai yeh aaya ki )

Ronit :- (dimag mai ) yaar ab samjha saale yeh delhi wala kyu aakhir kyu commerce lete hai aur phir commerce ke baad BBA aur MBA ki taiyari krte hai saale yaha aa kr toh koi dekho kitni haryali hai hey iss haryali mai toh bus kuch he dino mai mujhe aakhe sekhne se he itni roshni mil jayegi ki night vision view ki bhi jarurat nahi hai haye yeh inke rasile hoth jesse inper shehed laga hua ho bus kuch din aur meri jaan phir yeh sab bhi meri aur inke rasile hoth bhi mere aur phir iss collage mai shirf ek ka he janda leherayega who hoga shirf ronit shirf ronit

(abhi ronit apne khiyal mai gum tha ki tabhi phir se uska phone baja )

Ronit:- kya be madarchod kyu teri maa ki choot mai khujli ho rahi hai

Admi :- tu mujhe se tamiz mai baat kiya kr nahi toh

Ronit :- nahi toh kya apni behen bhi mujhe se chod wayega behenchod

Admi:- tujhse toh baat he krna bekar hai soun tujhe yeh batane ke liye phone kiya hai ki principal ko urgent jana hai toh jaldi se unse mil le

Rohit :- thik hai gandu

(itna bol kr ronit phone rakh deta hai phir kissi se puch kr principal ke office mai jata hai waha per document de kr bahar nikalta hai aur ek najar park ki taraf dalta hai jah per ek ladki kissi ladke ko maar rahi thi lekin ronit usse ignore krke waha se nikal kr cantin mai chala jata hai )

Ronit :- (cantin mai waiter se ) or dost yaha kya kya hai

Waiter :- bhaiya wese toh sab kuch hai yeh dekhye (menu dete hue )

Ronit :- ek kam kr mujhe ek cold drink aur ek do samosa de de

Waiter :- ji bhai ji

Ronit :- kha betu ha waha bethta hue k dum perfect hai center ful view milega

Waiter :- nahi bhai yah waha mat bethna nahi toh meri cantin nahi rahegi

Ronit :- essa kyu

Waiter :- bus bhaiya please maan jayiye na

Ronit :- chal thik hai lekin mai kaha bethu

Waiter :- abhi who wala khali h jeyega ap waha beth jayiye

Ronit :- thik hai

(aur ronit T.V dekhne lag jata hai jaha per abhi bhi luca ki news aa rahi thi tabhi uske kaano mai kissi ki aawaj aayi )

Aawaj :- bhaiya do chai aur ek pizza dedo

(ladki ka diyan abhi bhi ronit per nahi gaya tha lekin ronit ne ladki ko dekh liya )

Mai (rohan) :- bhaiya pizza double kr do

(jesse he ladki ne ronit ko dekha wese he tum yah ji yeh ladki koi aur nahi rashmi thi )

Rashmi :- tum yaha kese

mai :- student hu yah ka MBA first year

Rashmi :- kya baat hai mere junior ho

Mai :- kya mtlb

Rashmi :- are mai MBA 2 year student hu

Mai :- ohh toh yeh baat hai

Rashmi:- hmm yeh baat hai wese admission toh close ho chuke the toh phir kesse jessa ki mai janti hu ki tum kal he delhi aaye ho toh

Mai :- jada socho mat who kya hai maine online apply kr diya tha shirf document summit krne aaya tha

Rashmi :- chalo chal kr bethte hai

Mai :- hmm wese tumhara collage bahut acha hai aur kafi khubsurat bhi hai

Rashmi :- abhi naye ho na iss liye bol rahe ho aur wese bhi khubsurat cheej khatarnak bhi hoti hai

Mai :- arre hum khatro ke khiladi hai wese tumne in se parichiye nahi kr waya

Rashmi :- yeh hai meri besty sonam aur yeh hai mere

Mai :- dost jo kal he mila hai rohan(apna hath aage krte hue )

(wese maine abho tak rashmi aur sonam ke bare mai nahi bataya toh yeh jaan lo ki rashmi dikhne mai kafi khubsurat hai body bhi fit hai usse dekh kr koi essa nahi bol sakta ki woh jada moti hai ya patali hai leki sonam thodi se moti hai but good looking bhi hai )

Rashmi :- (smile ke sath ) kya baat hai peheli mulakat mai behen dusri mai dost agar tisri hui toh sede girl friend haan

Mai :- wese mai girlfriend nahi banata is ski do wajeh hai ek mujhe jo cheej girlfriend se chahiye who mujhe bina uske miljati hai aur dusri wajeh jo cheej mujh girlfriend mai chahiye who mujhe abhi tak kissi mai nahi milli

(thodi der tak toh dono uski line ka matlb samjhti rahi phir jesse he mtlb samjh mai aaya toh dono haste hue rohan ko marne lagi tabhi rashmi bol padi)

Rashmi :- line maar rahe ho

Mai :- arre nahi apki dosti toh hum girlfriend se bhi pyari hai

Sonam :- agar try bhi krte toh nahi ho pati

Mai :- essa kyu bhala

Rashmi :- because kid make friend mens make boy friend and legents are directly engaged

Mai :- so congratulation (hath milate hue )

Rashmi :- thank you lekin tum kisse dhund rahe ho

Mai :- mtlab

Rashmi:- arre yaar woh he jo tum apni gf mai dhund rahe ho

(ek chota flash back )

Admi 1 :- yaar mujhse yeh pyar viyar ka chutiyapa nahi jehla jata

Admi 2 :- abhi tujhe pyar nahi hua na iss liye bol raha hai

Admi1 :- dekh bhai mujhe shirf choot se matlb hai chahe who mujhe kesse bhi mile lekin iske liye kissi ko yeh bolu ki mai tujhse pyar krta hu

Admi2 :-tu aur tere fundey

Admi1 :- chal tu bata tujhe kessi ladki pasand hai

Admi2:- mujhe mujhe mujhe

Admi1 :- abe aage bhi bol ya issi mai shaam krrega

Admi 2:- mujhe essi ladki chahiye jo suljhi hui ho sabse ijaat se baat krti ho humse bhagwaan ko yaad krti ho aur ladai jhagra toh usse aata he na ho aur kissi tarah ka nasha nhi krti ho aur hummesha suit salwar ya sari pehenti ho aur

Admi1 :- who sab toh thik hai lekin khubsurti aur padhi likhi bhi chahiyeh ya nahi

Admi2 :- nahi iski koi jarurat nahi hai bus samjhdar honi chahiye aur tujhe kessi ladki chaiye

Admi 1:- mujhe jo sase pheli requirement no.1 awara ho second hummesha galise he baat krre bhagwaan ko yaad krre yaha na krre lekin roj kissi ko bhagwaan yaad jarur krra de jo bike chalana he nahi baki stant bhi krna janti ho aur duniya ka har nasha usse krna aata ho aur salwar suit ya sari se usse allergy ho aur khubsurat aur padai mai intelligent hona mendatroy hai in short uske naam se saki fati ho aur woh mujhse yeh bulwa de ki tujhse badi kamini maine aaj tak nahi dekhi

(chutkiyo ki awaj se )

Rashmi :- kaha kho gaye bhai batao bhi ki kya dhund rahe ho

Mai:- mujhe jo sase pheli requirement no.1 awara ho second hummesha galise he baat krre bhagwaan ko yaad krre yaha na krre lekin roj kissi ko bhagwaan yaad jarur krra de jo bike chalana he nahi baki stant bhi krna janti ho aur duniya ka har nasha usse krna aata ho aur salwar suit ya sari se usse allergy ho aur khubsurat aur padai mai intelligent hona mendatroy hai in short uske naam se saki fati ho aur mujhse yeh bulwa de ki tujhse badi kamini maine aaj tak nahi dekhi lekin mere ek baar bolne per who sab kuch chhod de

Rashmi:- kya yeh kessi requirement hai

Mai :- ab hai toh hai

Rashmi :- mujhe lagta hai tum kuware he marne wale ho

Sonam :- wese agar mai kahu toh iski yeh requriment humari LADY DON fulfill kr sakti hai bus last wali ko chhod kr

Rashmi :- tu pagal hai kya kiske baare mai bol rahi hai mai toh phir bhi bach jaugi lekin tu apna soch

Mai :- kya hua kon hai yeh lady don

Rashmi:- iski baato per diyan mat do yeh pagal hai

Sonam :- arre souno jo who table dekh rahe ho na who hai humare lady don ka table

(abhi sonam ne itna he bola tha ki rashmi bich mai bol padi )

Rashmi :- acha rohan humme jana hoga who kya hai hummari class ka time ho gya hai wese kab se class start hai tumhari

Mai :- 8 din baad

Rashmi :- chalo milte hai bye

Sonam :- bye handsome

Mai :- (smile ke sath ) bye

(iske baad mai waha se nikal kr sidhe park mai chala gaya jah per iss samye jada log nahi the toh mai bhi apni bike se ghar chala gaya aur room mai ja kr so gya kyuki shubha nasta aur phir collage ke pizza ke baad mujhe jada bhuk nahi thi iss liye mai meri nind tab khuli jab mere room mai aakr koi mujhe chila kr jaga raha tha )

Mai :- (nind mai ) yaar sone do na kyu pareshan kr rahe ho

Aawaj :- utho mujhe tumse baar krni hai

(jesse he maine yeh aawaj pehechani mai jhatke se utha kyu ki yeh awaaj kissi aur ki nahi sakshi ki thi )

Mai :- tum yaha kesse kyu

Sakshi :- peheli baat yeh ki yeh mera ghar hai is liye mujhe iss ghar mai kahi bhi jane ke liye kissi ki bhi permission lene ki jarurat nahi hai aur dusri baat yeh hai ki tum kitna sote ho aaj mai shubha se yeh tisara chakar laga rahi hu phele aayi thi tab tum yah nahi the phir 2 gante baad dubara aayi toh tum so rahe the phir 2 gante baad aayi toh phir so rahe the arre yaar kitna sote ho agar mai nahi jagati toh tum sote he rehete tumhe pata hai ek insaan apni jindgi ka 40 % time shirf sone mai barabad kr deta hai aur tisara aur last kya kiya tumne bhola bhaiya ke sath woh kyu ro rahe hai

(yeh puri baat sakshi ne ek saas mai boldi thi)

Mai :- (no response)

(thodi der baad )

Sakshi :- ab bote kyu nahi

Mai :- mujhe laga shayad tum sans lene ke liye ruki ho mujhe laga tumhe kuch aur bhi bolna hoga

Sakshi :- nahi abhi ke liye itna he hai

Mai :- ok toh tumhare phele sawal ka jawab besaq yeh tumhara ghar hai lekin yeh room abhi mera hai toh kissi ke room mai uski permission ke bina nahi jate samjhe

Sakshi :- yeh baat bahar walo pe lagu hoti hai ap per nahi aap toh mere bhaiya ho na

Mai :- who baat tumhari sahi hai lekin shayad tumhe puri baat nahi pata mai tumhara

Sakshi :- mujhe sab pata hai maine mummy se sab puch liya hai ap mere sautele bhaiya ho yahi na lekin mujhe nahi lagta ki aap koi sautele ho samjhe aaj ke baad mujhe essa kuch nahi sunana aur agar ab se yeh baat dubara mere samne hui toh mai apse kabhi baat nahi krrugi

(sakshi ki baat soun kr usse gale lagne ka mann krne laga aur meri aakho se pani bhi nikalne laga tha kyuki iss ghar mia aaj pehela koi mujhe mila tha jisne mujhe itne pyar se baat ki aur who bhi mera sach jane ke baad bhi iss liye mai apne aap ko rok nahi paya aur aakho se aasu nikal gaye )

Sakshi :- arre ap ro rahe ho mai yeh toh nahi kahugi ki aap mat ro kyu ki aap rote hue bahut ache lag rahe ho continue krro mai baad mai aati hu shayad apko mera aana acha nahi laga

Mai :- (turant aakh pochte hue ) nahi nahi please kahi mat ja yahi beth aaj pheli baar mujhe kissi apne se mil yeh pyar mila hai toh yeh apne aap he nikal pade

Sakshi :- agar yeh mello drama khatam ho gaya ho toh mera dusre sawal ka jawab do

Mai :- who kya tha aaj mujhe collage mai document summit krne the toh waha chala gaya tha aur phir waha se aaya toh thoda thak gaya tha iss liye so gaya aur wese bhi yaha kon hai baat krne ke liye

Sakshi:- hmm baat toh sahi hai acha yeh batao ki bhola bhaiya ko kya kaha

Mai :- ohh wooh arre kuch nahi aaj shubha mai sapna dekh raha tha toh sapne ki wajeh se maine bhola ki ek do kiss dedi buss phir kya tha bhola ki laga mai gay hu aur uski is ijat loot raha hu

(meri iss baat per sakshi itni jor se hasi aur mai usse hasta dekh raha tha who itni pyari lag rahi thi lekin haste hast uske usse khasi aagayi uske baad usse achanak pasine aane laga maine turant uski naak band krke uski pith shehelayi aur ohir thodi der mai who normal hui aur phir turant AC ko thoda low kiya aur fan ki speed bada diya )

Mai :- pagal hai kya itna kyu hasi agar kuch ho jata toh

Sakshi :- arre bhaiya itna kyu pareshan hote ho aaj nahi toh kal har kissi ko jana he hai “mout se bhi bhala koi bach paya hai” aur phir hasne lagi

Mai :- chup ek dum chup agar aage kuch bola toh ek kaan ke niche laguga

Sakshi :- acha thik hai lekin kiss apko unki dadhi chubhi nahi

Mai :- nind mai tha mujhe kya pata

Sakshi :- bechare mujhse bol rahe the ki ab hum kaisen apne kajari ko muh dikhayege

(phir se thoda se has di )

Mai :- who sab chhod yeh baata ki tu yah hai kissi ko pata chalgaya toh

Sakshi :- don’t worry itna bada ghar hai kahi bhi ho sakti hu aur wese bhi iss samye yaha per mere aur apke siwaye shirf do log he rehete hai ek mummy aur disri badi mummy

Mai:- sahi hai acha tu padai kr rahi hai

Sakshi :- yes I am in class 12th student and 10th mai state topper bhi rehe chuki hu

Mai :- sach mai gudiya

Sakshi :- mai bahut intelligent hu

(aur phir se khil khila kr hasne lagi)

Sakshi :- pheli baat mujhe gudiya bolne ka right shrif neha de ke pass hai unke ilawa koi mujhe gudiya nahi bol sakta even bade papa bhi nahi

Mai :- ab kya krru

Sakshi :- koi dusra naam

Mai :- dusra naam tum bahut cute ho toh kyuna cutie pie

Sakshi :- nice one haan

Mai :- aaj se meri cutie pie

Sakshi :- acha ab mujhe yeh batao baki sab ko kesse pataoge

Mai :- mujhe kuch samjh nahi aa raha

Sakshi :- I have a idea

Mai :- kya

Sakshi :- kaan idhar laao

(maine bhi apne kaan uske pass le gaya aur usne jo mujhe kaha woh soun kr mai hairan ho gaya )

Mai :- agar yeh kami nahi krra toh

Sakshi :- arre sakshi ke idea kabhi fail nahi hote I’m planning expert

Mai :- chal dekhta hu khaha tak kami krta hai tera idea

(uske baad meri aur sakshi ki thodi aur baate hui phir sakshi waha se chali gayi )

 

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Update 7​

Mai :- agar yeh kami nahi krra toh

Sakshi :- arre sakshi ke idea kabhi fail nahi hote I’m planning expert

Mai :- chal dekhta hu khaha tak kami krta hai tera idea

(uske baad meri aur sakshi ki thodi aur baate hui phir sakshi waha se chali gayi )

Ab aage

(sakshi ke plain ke according mujhe aaj shaam ko khana apne room mai kahana tha aur sabke dinner ke baad mujhe neha di se milne jana tha aur unse baat krni ki mujhe apke sath kam krna hai ya essa kahi yeh ki apke sath rehena hai lekin yeh sounne mai jitna aasan lag raha tha utna tha nahi kyuki aap he sochye ki ap jisse dekhna pasand nahi krte ho agar aapko uske sath rehena pade toh apka kessa reaction hoga lekin yeh toh baad ki baat thi sabse phele toh unki permission chahiye thi jo ki possible he nahi tha dusra agar kal tha mera birthday ji haan apne sahi souna mera bhirthday kal thik 12 baje mai 21 ka complete ho jauga lekin yaha per birthday per kya hone wala hai yeh kisko pata tha chalo let start )

(sakshi ke jane ke baad mai apne room mai laptop per mail check krne laga waha per mujhe ek mail essa mila jisse dekh kr mai thoda pareshan ho gaya lekin maine kuch soch kr usse abhi ke liye ignore kr diya aur apne kami mai lag gaya phir shaam ko mera dinner mere room tak bhola le kr aaya jiska chehera abhi bhi utra hua tha aur mujhe esse dar raha tha ki jesse mai insaan na hokr koi bhoot hu uski halat per mujhe taras aa raha tha lekin maine usse aaj pareshan krna thik nahi samjha kyuki mai khud he aaj neha di se mulakaat ke liye phele se he tension mai tha phir maine time dekha toh 9 baj rahe the mujhe lag ab chalna chahiye toh mai waha se nikal kr neha di ke room mai chala gaya mere he floor per aage ja kr tha maine unke room mai ja kr knok kiya toh andar se aawaj aayi)

Neha di:- come in door is already open

(aaj pheli baar mujhe unki aawaj mai mithas ka anubhav hua jo ki mujhe bhi pata tha ki thodi der ke liye hai )

Mai :- (ander jate hue dhere se ) good evening di

Neha di:- tum tummari himmat kese hui mere room mai aane ki

Mai :- please aap naraj mat hoiye please mujhe bus ap se kuch baat krni hai phir mai chala jauga

Neha di:- lekin mujhe tumse koi baat nahi krni samjhe ab tum yaha se nikalo aur dubara mere samne mat aana nahi toh

Mai :- please ek baar meri baat toh soun lo

Neha di :- mujhe kuch nahi souna tum yaha se ja rahe ho ki mai shor machau

Mai :- ek baar meri baat soun lo phir mai chup chap yah se chala jauga please

(kuch soch kr )

Neha di :- jaldi bhoko aur dafa ho jao yaha se

Mai :- woo who

Neha di:- nahi bolna toh niklo

Mai :- ( ek saas mai jaldi se ) who mujhe apke sath business krna shikhna hai

Neha di :- kya

Mai :- (woh ) kal dad ne kaha tha na ki mujhe ek saal baad yaha se nikal dege meri hisse ki property de kr toh maine socha tha ki kyuna jab mujhe akele business krna he hai toh usse shikna bhi toh padega he na iss liye mene socha ki kyu na aap se he sikhlu

(maine itna he kaha tha ki woh jor jor se hasne lag gayi thodi der baad )

Neha di :- tumhe kya lagta hai ki mai tumhe apne sath kam krne ke liye permission de dugi never ever agar mujhe tum mai aur ek kutte mai se kissi ek ko apne sath rakh na pade toh mai kutte ko rakhugi samjhe aur agar tumhari bakwas ho gayi ho toh jao yaha se

Mai :- ji woh

Neha di :- agar tumhe phir bhi mere sath kam sikhna hai toh jao aur case kr do aur agar tum case jeet gaye tab tumhe meri permission ki bhi jarurat nahi hai lekin aafsos ki india mai case jeetna itna aasan nahi

(jesse he neha di ne yeh baat boli tabhi mujhe essa laga jesse unki juban per sarswati ji ne aakr mera kami aasan bana diya mai khushi se )

Mai :- thank you di thank you very much kya idea diya hai

(aur mai waha se nikal liya iss phele who kuch keheti )

Neha di :- lagta hai iska dimagi santulan bhi bigad gaya hai lekin mujhe kya bhad mai jaye

(jesse he mai apne room mai aaya wese he main us aadmi ko call kiya )

Aadmi :- haa bol kya hua

Ronit :- soun be lakadbage

Aadmi:-yaar ek toh mujhe yeh samjh nahi aata yeh tu naye naye word kha se lata hai

Ronit :- abe lodu iske liye tu Xfun per gamechange ki story pada kr ab soun aaj kiss*************

Aur mujhe yeh perso morning tak chahiye samjha

Aadmi :- lekin isska hummare kam se kya lena dena hai

Ronit :- abe chutiye jab tak mai office nahi jauga tab tak tera bhi toh kami nahi ho sakta

Aadmi:- chal thik hai wese happy birthday in advance who mujhe raat ko jagne ki aadat nahi hai

Ronit :- thanks cha lab mar

(uske baad mai thodi der us mail ke baare mai sochta raha aur phir mai so gaya karib raat ko 12 baje mera mobile baja jis mai ek call aaya tha aur yeh call kissi aur ka nhi tha yeh call ma aka tha )

Mai :- ( nind mai ) hello kon hai

Maa:- happy birthday too you happy bhirthday to you happy birthday to dear ronit ya rohan aur dher se hasne lagi

Mai :- thanks maa lekin kuch bhi bollo apke liye toh dono ek he hai

Maa :- chal ab so jaa wese bhi ab pata nahi kal tera birthday kessa manega kya pata

Mai :- kuch mile ya na mile lekin galiya toh bhar bhar ke milne wali hai

Maa :- chal phone rakh aur so ja bye

(uske baad main ek msg send kiya aur so gaya subha mai normal time per uth gaya kyuki aaj ja kr meri thakan thodi kam ho gayi thi toh maine socha kyu na aaj thodi morning walk ki jaye toh mai morning walk krne laga karib ek gante tak morning walk krne ke baad jab mai room mai aaya toh mujhe essa laga ki koi mere room mai se abhi abhi gaya ho kiss ke perfume ko smell thi phir maine socha shayad sakshi hogi phir mai apna towel le kr nahane chala gaya jab mai naha kr wapas aaya aur apne kapde lene laga toh mai apne kapde dekh kr socked ho gaya kyu ki mere sare kapde kissi ne faad diye the include under wear phir jesse he meri najr mere wallet per gayi mujhe ek itna gussa aa raha tha ki pucho he mat kyuki kissi ne mere sare cash phad diye aur card thod diye the in short khau toh mujhe mere janam din per he bhikari bana diya tha abhi mai yahi soch raha tha ki yeh sab kiss ne kiya hoga tabhi meri najar bed per rakhe kagaj per gayi jasper kuch essa likha tha )

Dear najayaj bhaiya ,

Yeh gift humdono yani megha aur ansh ki taraf se ab aap ne mujhe naughty kaha hai toh ek naughty itna toh kr he sakti hai bina shararat ke apka birthday kesse complete hota toh yeh apke liye wese aaj ap per ek naam ek dum perfect bethega gusse krro ha bikul thik samjhe bhikhari wese aap phele se he the yaad hoga perso kesse mujhe apna lo mai apka bhai wagera hu phele uski bhik mang rahe the aab pasio ki bhik maang lena agar koi na mile toh mere aur ansh ke pairo per gir jana ansh apko apne purane kapde dedega aur mai bhi thoda taras kha kr apko apne pass se kuch paise toh de he sakti hu happya bhikariyo wala birthday

Thank you apke chote bhai behen

Ansh /megha

(iss letter ko pad kr mujhe jitna dukh hua utni he khushi bhi hui ki kamse kam mujhe pareshan krne ke chakkar mai he sahi inhe mera birthday toh yaad raha issi khushi ke sath ab mai yeh sochne laga ki ab mai kya phehenu kyuki mere pass towel kea b kuch nahi tha tabhi maine phirek baar ussi admi ko call kiya )

Admi :- (nind mai) hello

Ronit :- ab soun mujhe kapde chahiye urgent

Admi :- abe toh mujhe kyu bata raha hai kabad mai se le le na

Ronit :- abe gadhe ke poot agar mere pass kapde hote toh mai tujhe kyu phone krta (phir usse aaj ki sari kahani sona deta hai jisse soun kr usse hasi aa jati hai )

Admi:- ha ha ha ha ha

Ronit :- abe hasna band kr aur mujhe kuch kapde de jaldi aur apna credit card bhi

Admi :- dekh itni subha koi dukan nhi khuli hogi toh ek kam kr mai tujhe apne ek hodi kapde de deta hu thodi der mai tab tak tu samhal le aur credit car bhi bhej duga taki aaj tu kapde kharid liyo wese ek baat bolu

Ronit:-haa bol

Admi:- tujhe teri takkar ke log mile hai

Ronit :- apna muh band rakh aur nikal yah se (mai jab uss aadmi se baat kr raha tha toh apna hath apne body per guma raha tha mujhe pata he nahi chala ki kab mere samne bhola aa ga aur usne mera nasta rakhte hue kuch kaha )

Ronit :- tu chup kr nahi toh teri yahi khol kr maar luga

(mera itna bolna tha ki piche se kissi ke girne ki aawaj aayi toh mere diyan udhar gaya jaha bola bed ke side mai gira hua tha )

Ronit :- jaldi bhej (aur phone rakh diya ) bhola yah kese

Bhola :- dekhye babu ji humne kuch nahi kiya hai hum toh bus apka nasta le kr aayr hai hum ko chhod do nahi toh hum kajri ko ka muh dikhyege

Mai :- arre mere baap mai guy nahi hu samjha kr na who sab galti se ho gaya

Bhola :- ap chahe kuch bhi ho humme usse kya lekin hum wese nahi hai jessa ap soch rahe hai

Mai :- acha thik hai jessa tu hai mai bhi wese he hu hum dono same he hai

Bhola :- hum kahe dete hai hum who ou sab nahi keruga haan

Mai :- tu abhi ke abhi yah se nikal nahi toh sach mai aaj tujhe mujhse koi nahi bacha sakta samjha bhag yaha se (mann mai ) ek toh sala phele se he dimag kharab ho rakha hai upper se yeh aur aa gaya

( phir mujhe karib 2 gante baad ek bag mila jismai ek royal blue color ki shirt thi aur ek black color ki pent thi jab maine usse phena toh woh mujhe thodi se lose hui jisse mujhe yeh toh samjh aa gaya ki yeh banda jo koi bhi ho yeh thoda mota toh yah mujhe se jada heavy lekin isski height mere barabar he hogi phir maine apne kapde pehene aur card le kr niche ki taraf aa gaya jaha per mujhe koi najar nahi aaya shayad sab office nikal gaye the toh mai sabse phele mumma ke room mai chal gaya jaha per who bed per beth kr koi book pad rahi thi mai door knok krte hue )

Mom:- (meri taraf dekhte hue ) tum yaha kesse

Mai :- who aaj mera janam din hai iss liye mai apka aashirwad lene aaya hu agar aapko koi aitaraj na ho toh

Mom:-happy birthday to you beta

Mai :- (pair chute hue ) thanks

Mom :- abhi mere pass tumhare liye kuch nahi hai lekin mai sham ko kuch nahi hai tumhe dene ke liye

Mai :- mere liye apka aashirwad he kafi hai

Mom :- meri ek baat manoge

Mai :- ji kahiye

Mom:- aaj tum kissi ke samne mat aana nahi toh faltu mai tumhara din kharab ho jayega

mai :- (mann mai ) shuru aat toh hu he chuki hai apne janm din wale din kissi ke mange hue kapde pehen kr shuru aata krna ab isse bura kya ho sakta hai

mai :- acha toh mai chalta hu

(phir mai waha se nikal kr chachi ke room mai chala gaya lekin waha koi bhi nahi tha phir maine soch shayad sakshi ke room mai hongi toh mai sakshi ke room mai chala gaya jaha per chachi sakshi ke sir per hath guma rahi thi aur unki aakho mai aasu the aur unhone apni aakhe band kr rakhi thi jiss wajeh se mera us room mai aane ka unhe ehesas tak nhi hua mai ek baar phir wapas ja kr knok kiya tab unki aakh khuli )

Mai :- kya mai andar aa sakta hu

Chachi :- (aakh pochte hue aur dhere se bolne ka ishara krte hue ) dhere se bolo nahi toh yeh jag jayegi

Mai :- (dhere se ) sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki sakshi jag rahi hai

Chachi :- haa who kal raat iski tabiyat karab ho gayi thi toh raat bahar so nahi payi

Mai :- kyu kya hua isse

Chachi :- kuch kash nahi tum chhod tum yeh batao ki tum yah kesse kuch chahiye tha kya tumhe

(mujhe unki baat soun ke ek pal ke liye toh mujhe yeh samjh nahi aaya ki ek maa ko samjh pana kitna mushkil hai jo aakele mai apne bacho kel liye dukhi reheti hai aur agar koi unse unka dukh puch le toh shirf iss liye nahi batati ki aur unke dukh se dukhi na ho pata nahi bhagwaan ne iss mamta ki murat ko jane kiss murti se banaya hai )

Chachi :- kya hua bol kuch kam tha kya

Mai :- nahi bas mujhe apka ashirwad de do kyuki aaj mera janam din hai

Chachi :- aajib se cheej hai nay eh ashirwad log kehete hai ki issmai bahut takat hoti hai lekin jab koi apna musibat mai hota ho tab yeh kissi kami nahi aata

Mai :- nahi chachi ek maa ki dua toh upper wala bhi nahi nakar sakta hai kya pata who kiss roop mai aapki madad kr de aur aap ko pata bhi na chale

Chachi :- kash tumhari baate sach hoti lekin mujhe pata hai essa kuch nahi hota

(mai bhi jada jor nahi diya aur waha se unka ashirwad le kr nikal gaya maine sakshi ko iss liye nahi jagaya tha kyuki who puri raat jagi hui thi toh mai waha se bahar nikal aaya aur waha se apni bike le kr bahar ki tarf nikal kyuki abhi 11 baje the toh abhi sabse phele mai bank chala gaya tha jo ki maine yah aane se pehele he transfer krwaya tha )

 

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(mai bhi jada jor nahi diya aur waha se unka ashirwad le kr nikal gaya maine sakshi ko iss liye nahi jagaya tha kyuki who puri raat jagi hui thi toh mai waha se bahar nikal aaya aur waha se apni bike le kr bahar ki tarf nikal kyuki abhi 11 baje the toh abhi sabse phele mai bank chala gaya tha jo ki maine yah aane se pehele he transfer krwaya tha )

Ab aage

(jesse he mai bank mai enter hua toh waha aaj jada crowd nahi tha yeh mere liye achi baat thi kyuki mujhe aaj kafi kami krne the phela phone no. change ki application dusra debit card ke liye apply tisra kam tha credit card ke liye apply kyuki aaj subha he mere sare card ka kya hua yeh toh aap sabhi jante hai toh mai sabse phele gard ke pass gaya aur usse puchne laga )

Mai :- gard shab jara souno

Gard:- ji kahiye

Mai :- ji mujhe debit card aur credit card ke liye apply krna hai aur phone no. bhi chang krrana hai toh

Gard :- dekhye debit card aur phone no. ke liye apke yeh form bhar kr counter no. 5 per sumit krna ho with ************* document aur credit card ke liye yeh wala form 8 no. counter per dena hai

Mai :- ji thank you

(gard se form lene ke baad maine jaldi se apne form fill krne laga lekin ap sab jante hoge jab kabhi aap bhi kabhi bank gaye honge toh apka bhi kabhi na kabhi koi na koi essa insaan mil he jata hoga jisse form bahrna nahi aata hoga essa he mere sath hua kuch dadi amma mere pass aa gayi jinko shayad cash withdraw krna tha jismai unki halat dekh kr mujhe laga jesse abhi gir jayegi phir main apna form chhod kr phele unka bhar diya wese ek bhi ek alag tarah ki samaj seva hai aur phir apna form bharne laga aur jaldi se apna form complete kiya aur submit krne ke liye jane laga maine socha ki sabse phele credit card ke liye apply kr du kyuki waha ap abhi khali pada hua tha toh maine souch phele yahi se free ho jau toh mai yahi soch kr mai counter no. 8 ke pass jane laga jesse he mai waha per pahucha waha per ek motta sa aadmi betha tha ji ek file mai kuch dekh raha tha phir maine apna form usse dikhate hue usse kaha )

Mai :- excuse me sir mujhe dubara se credit card ke liye apply krna hai

(bank employee ko mai BE likhu ga )

BE:- (mujhe ghurte hue ) kya hai

Mai :- sir mujhe credit card ke liye apply krna hai

BE :- form do

(maine form usse diya aur who computer per kuch cheak krne laga phir who mujhe bola )

BE:- tumhare account per already phele se he credit card issu hai

Mai :- sir kissi karan se mera card tut gaya hai iss liye mujhe apply krna hai

BE :- kya card tud diya jara dikha apna tuta hua card

(mai apna card dikhate hue )

Mai :- yeh lijiye sir card

(jesse he unne mera card dekha usse dekhne ke baad jor hasne laga )

BE :- dekhye sharma ji in logo se ek card nahi samhala jata

(iss samye yeh madarchod sabke samne mera kachra krne mai koi kasar nahi chhod raha tha )

Mai :- sir please mera kam kr de

BE:- phele ek written mai likh kr do ki meri laaper wahi ki wajeh se mujhe se yeh card tut gaya hai please mujhe dubara se card issue kr de

(Mai waha se ek blank paper lekr usmai application likhne laga aur jab wapas aaya toh woh aadmi waha nahi tha shayad kahi gaya hua hoga toh mai wahi khada ho kr apna mobile use krne lag kafi der ke baad jab who nahi aaya toh maine ek najar bank mai dali toh who aadmi mujhe counter no. 5 per khada dikha phir maine us admi ke pass jakr usse bolne laga )

Mai :- sir yeh rahi application ab please mera kami kr de

BE :- dekhye ma’am ek toh yeh log ek card samhal kr nahi rakh sakte hai aur upper se humme aur pareshan krte hai

(abhi tak maine counter no. 5 wali ma’am ko nahi dekha tha lekin us aadmi ki baat soun kr meri najar us per chali gayi thi kya kamal ki khubsurat ladki thi light pink suit mai who kissi kamal ke phool se kam khubsurat nahi lag rahi thi abhi mai usse he dekh rha tha ki woo kala bhesa mujhse bola )

BE:- chalo udher mai bhi aata hu

(phir mai waha chala gaya waha se chala gaya kyuki abhi usse dekhne se jada jaruri kam tha apne card dubara banwana issi liye mai us counter per pahuch gaya karib 5 minute baad who admi wapas aaya aur meri application le kr shayad mera account detail match krne laga phir thodi der kr baad mujhe gurne laga je mujhe mai hera laga ho phir stamp laga kr mujhse bola )

BE:- tum hara application submit kr liya hai ek hafte mai card tumhare address per pahuch jayega

Mai :- thanks sir

(uske baad mai 5 no. counter ke pass chala gaya jah per who madam abhi shayad koi verification ka kami kr rahi thi toh mai unke pass chala gaya )

Mai :- excuse me ma’am

Ladki :- ji kahiye

Mai :- ma’am mujhe apna phone no. change krrana hai aur debit card bhi dubara chahiye

Ladki :- kyu kiya iss bhi tod diya

(mai thoda sharmate hue aur garden jhukate hue ek halki si smile ke sath )

Mai :- essa he samjh lo

Ladki :- ajeeb baat hai logo ke card expair hote hai yah kho jate hai lekin apt oh tod kr aaye ho kyu koi khushti ladi thi kya usse

Mai :- nahi ma’am who meri sister ne gusse mai tod diye

Ladki :- kamal hai

(kuch soch kr )

Mai :- wese ma’am aap bahut khubsurat ho

Ladki :- line maar rahe ho

Mai :- nahi mai toh yeh bol raha tha ki kya mai aapka naam jan sakta hu

Ladki :- kyu

Mai :- darasal baat yeh hai na ki bar bar apko ma’am bol kr mujhe essa lag raha hai ki mai kissi 50 saal ki budiya se baat kr raha hu iss liye aur wese bhi iss khubsurat chehere ki malkin ka naam jaan kr mujhe badi khushi hogi

Ladki :- agar tum mujh per try kr rahe ho toh mai tumhe bata du I have a boyfriend

Mai :- kya kaha apne I have a arre bus ap jesse hasinao ke toh kam se kam 4-5 boy friend hone chahiye

Ladki :- (haste hue ) kasam se tum bahut acha flirt krte ho

Mai :- kaha madam agar itna acha krta hota toh abhi tak single thodi hota aur wese bhi apka naam tak toh pata nahi kr paya kaheka acha flirt krta hua

Ladki :- Anjali

Mai :- wow mujhe toh laga tha ki aap he sunder ho lekin apka naam bhi apki tarah sunder hai

(tabhi usne mera account detail check jis maim era D.O.B bhi tha )

Anjali :- ohh toh aaj apka birthday bhi hai

Mai :- ji

Anjali :- happy birthday mr. rohan verma

Mai :- thanks lekin itna fika fika birthday wish kon krta hai

Anjali :- sorry mai kuch samjhi nahi

Mai :- arre ma’am ji kam se kam birthday wish ke sath sath ek cup coffce ap jessi hasin ladki ke sath ho jeye toh humaara toh din ban jaye

Anjali :- dekhye wese toh abhi buzy hu lekin agar aap aaj sham mil sako ge toh shayad kuch soch sakti hu

(ab aap yeh soch rahe hoge ki yeh itni jaldi kesse maan gayi toh simple hai yaar usne mera account cheak kiya tha jismai acha khasa balance tha aur upper se mai dikhne mai bhi kafi smart tha toh na kehene ka toh sawal he nahi hota )

Mai :- arre neki aur pooch pooch aap bus bolye toh sahi banda hazir ho jayega

Anjali :- abhi nahi baad mai maine aap ko call krrugi

Mai :- arre uske liye no. toh le lo

Anjali:- arre abhi toh diya hai apne

Mai :-ohh ha aur agar mujhe aap se baat krni hui toh mai kesse baat keruga

(meri baat per who halka sa hasi aur ek debit card liya aur piche ki taraf chali gayi phir thodi der mai mujhe ek register diya aur usmai sign krne ka bol diya maine bhi sign kiya aur uski tarf sawaliya najar se dekha toh usne mujhe card ki taraf ishara kiya jesse he maine card dekha us mai ek no, likha tha jisse dekh kr mere chehere per ek smile aa gayi)

Mai :- thanks for this

Anjali :- welcome

(uske baad maine cash counter se 50000 withdraw kiye kyu ki mai apko phele he bata chukka tha ki mera sara cash phat chukka tha iss liye uske baad mai waha se bahar nikala aur mene time dekha toh 1:15 ho rahe the toh maine socha kyu na collage chala jaye yehi soch kr mai collage ki taraf chala gaya waha pahuch kr maine time dekha toh karib 1:55 ho rahe the shayad chutti hone wali thi isliye mai bahar he wait krne laga krib 20 minute ke baad mujhe rashmi aur sonam dikhayi di toh maine ja kr bike unke samne laga di mujhe waha esse dekh kr woh dono chok gayi)

Rashmi :-tumne toh mujhe dara diya

Mai :- who sab chhod chalo aaj tum dono ko mai party deta hu

Rashmi :- kyu bhai kis baat ki party

Sonam :- ha mujhe bhi batao kiss baat ki party

Mai :- arre bol toh raha hu who kya hai na aaj mera birthday hai aur mai yaha per naya hu aur dost ke naam per bus tum dono ko he janta hut oh socha kyu na tum hare he sath enjoy krru

(uski baat per dono soch mai pad gayi )

Rashmi :- (mann mai ) jau yaa na jau abhi mai isse janti he kiyana hu ek do baar milne se kissi per bharosha krna sahi hai lekin us din iss ne mujhe bachaya bhi tha aur mujhe chhod diya diya tha aur kal bhi kitne ache se baat kr raha tha aur us din bhi mujhe di di bol raha tha chalti hu aur sath mai isse bhi le chalti hu yeh sath mai rahegi toh kam se kam mujhe bhi company mil jayegi

Rashmi :- thik hai lekin kha jana hai

(mai abhi kuch bolta usse phele sonam bol padi )

Sonam :- acha toh tu nikal mujhe ghar mai kuch kam haimai chalti hu

Mai :- arre esse kesse jaogi yaar ek toh mera birthday wish bhi nahi kiya aur mai party de raha hut oh tu bahana bana rahi ho

Sonam :- nahi essi koi baat nahi who kya hai na mai tumhe abhi janti bhi kitna hu

Mai :- mujhe kuch nahi sounna maine bol diya toh bol diya aur wese bhi agar tum nahi janti toh rashmi mujhe konsa bachpan se janti hai who bhi mujhe shirf do baar milli hai aur tum ek baar aur tum sath rahogi toh usse bhi company mil jayegi aur toh aur issi bahane hum ek dusre ko jan bhi lege

(uske baad thodi der samjhne ke baad dono taiyar ho gaye the ab problem thi ki hum jaye kesse toh humne yeh decided kiya ki who dono auto se jayegi aur mai piche bike se aauga issi tarah mai unke sath ek mall mai aa gaya aur raste mai unhone apne ghar bhi inform kr diya hum mall mai pahuch kr sidhe ek restaurent mai chale gaye waha pahuch kr hum sabne apna apna order dediya phir chala bato ka dur aur baat baat mai phir se ek baar naam aaya lady don ka)

Mai :- acha wese yeh lady don hai kya cheej aur iski kahani kya hai jara kuch toh batao

Rashmi :- uske baare main a he jano toh he acha hai who kya hai

Sonam :- tu toh chup he rehe mai batati hu tumne who kahawat toh souni hogi na beauty with brain is very danger combination

Mai :- haan

Sonam : -lekin iske liye beauty with brain and also have a devil mind and heart

Mai :- mtlb

Rashmi :- mtlb yeh ki hummare pure collage mai usse jada khubsurat ladki koi nahi hai abhi tak aur na he intelligent haar saal top krti hai lekin jitna khubsurat uska front face hai utna he danger uska back face hai kyu ki agar koi bhi ladka uske baare mai koi bhi baat krta hai chahe achi ho ya buri uski shamt aayi samjho usse agar koi galti se touch ho gaya toh bhagwaan he usse bachaye usse ladke bilkucl pasand nahi hai

Mai :- kya who lesbian hai

Rashmi :- nahi essa kuch nahi hai bus usse chid hai pata nahi kyu

Mai :- (ek lambi saas chodte hue ) ohh thank god (ab toh iska front aur back dono he dekhna padega who bhi ache se )

Rashmi :- uske baare mai sochna bhi mat uske sath hummesha 10 gard rehete hai aur uske pale hue kutte bhi hai iss collage mai samjhe

Mai :- arre kha mai toh bus esse he puch raha tha tum kyu pareshan ho rahi ho

Rashmi :- mera kam tumhe samjhane ka tha so maine kiya aage tumhari marji

Mai :- acha thik hai

(tabhi hummara khana aa gaya aur hum sab ne beth kr kana khaya khana kahte hue maine unhe apni shopping ke bare mai bataya bataya toh dono agree ho gayi phir hum khana khane ke baad shopping ke liye chale gaye jaha per maine apne liye kuch shopping krri waha shopping krte krte sonam ne mujhe majak mai he ek ladki ka size pata krne ke liye kaha jisse soun kr mujhe hassi aa gayi phir hummari shart lagi ki agar maine yeh kr diya toh jo who bolegi who mujhe krna padega aur maine haa kr di phir mai ek sales girl kr pass gaya aur usse kuch baat krne laga usse baat krte krte who mujhe ke jagah le gayi phir koi 15 minute baad mai waha se wapas aaya )

Sonam :- kya hua pata laga ya bus esse he

Mai :- size nahi

(maine abhi itna he bola tha ki who phir bol padi )

Sonam :- maine kaha tha ki tumhare bus ki baat nhi hai kya bol rahe us din mujhe kabhi gf friend ki jarurat nahi padi bina uske he mera kami ho jata hai

Mai:- uska size hai 33,26 ,34 aur usne red color ke bra panty peheni hai aur yeh raha uska no. aur mai usse kiss bhi kr ke aaya hu yeh raha uska sabut (maine sonam ko ek photo dikhate hue kaha )

Rashmi:- chee kitne wesse ho tum koi yeh sab batata hai kiya

Mai :- arre shart lagi thi jitni toh pade gi

Rashmi:- ab agar tum dono ka ho gaya ho toh ab chale wese tumne itna kapde kyu liye hai tumhare baki kapde kah gaye

Mai :- arre esse he (ab mai kya batata ) abhi mujhe ek dress aur leni hai

Rashmi :- lekin itne kam hai kya

Mai :- arre apne liye nahi kissi aur ke liye

Rashmi :- chalo (phir mai rashmi aur sonam ko lekr ek ladies section mai aa gaya )

Rashmi :- yaha kiss ke liye koi gf haan

Mai :- maine phele he boldiya ki mai gf nahi banata hu yaha mai apni choti sister ke liye aaya hu

Rashmi :- lekin tumne toh kaha tha ki tum yaha kissi ko jante nahi ho phir

Mai :- lambi kahani hai kabhi aaram se batauga

(phir maine sakshi ke liye ek pyari se dress li aur hum bahar ki taraf chale gaye jesse he mai mall ke bahar aaya toh maine dekh ki shaam ho gayi hai maine mobile mai time dekha toh 6:15 ho rahe the bahar aate he sonam aur rashmi ko ek auto mai bhej diya aur mai apni bike se ghar ki tarf jane laga toh mujhe raste mai ek cake ki shop dikhi mujhe pata tha ki koi mujhse sidhe muh baat tak nahi krre ga lekin maine phir bhi ek baar aur try krne ka soch shayad koi toh aaj mere birthday ki wajeh se mujhe sahi se baat kr le issi liye mai cake le kr mai sidhe ghar aa gaya jaha per sabhi hall me bethe the lekin sakshi abhi bhi waha nahi thi shayad who aaram kr rahi hogi maine jaldi se cake lekr kitchin mai aa gaya waha se cake bahar nikal kr sab ke samne rakh kr)

Mai :- mujhe pata hai ki aap sab mujhse naraj ho lekin itni bhi kya naraj gi wese bhi aaj mera birthday hai chalo abhi ke liye iss naraj gi ko thodi der ke liye pause kr dete hai phir baad mai resume kr lege

(aur maine ek pice cut kr ke dad ki taraf badaya lekin cake unke muh tak ja pata usse phele chacha ne mera hath jatak diya jisse cake niche jamin per ja gira yeh dekh kr mujhe itna dukh hua ki mera mann kiya ki abhi ro du lekin phir mujhe apna promise yaad aaya tabhi neha di bol padi )

Neha :- tujhe shayad pata nhi hai ki aksar yeh sab apne sath walo ke sath celebrate krte hai aur tu thehera ek gali ka awar kutta tut ere sathi tujhe baher milege chal mai tujhe mil wati hu ansh ek kam yeh kutto ke kahane ka cake ja kr bahar fekh aa

(aur ansh ne essa he kiya tabhi dad bol pade )

Dad :- dekh ladke tera din hai mai nahi chahata ki yeh kharab ho iss liye bol raha hu kit u yaha se chup chaap chala ja nahi toh mai phir apna aapa kho duga mai tere hath jodta hu humme maaf kr

(dad ki yeh har kat mujhe aur dukhi krne lagi iss liye mai bina time gawaye waha se sidhe apne room mai chal gaya aaj mai bahut dukhi ho gaya tha iss liye mai room mai aa kr sidhe nahane chala gaya nahate nahate mera diyan chote nawab ki taraf gaya phir mujhe yaad aaya ki aaj iska bhi toh janm din hai issko bhi gift dena chahiye aur wese bhi jab se mai yaha aaya hu maine is ski tarf toh diyan he nahi diya issi liye main aha kr bahar aa gaya aur taiyar hone laga taiyar ho kr maine yeh soch ki ab mujhe isske liye gift kaha millegi tab mai ek pub ki taraf jane ke liye nikal gaya jab mai bahar hal ki taraf se jar aha tha tab mujhe waha sab khana kahte hue dikhe abhi waha sakshi bhi thi abhi mujhe usse dekh kr ek sokun sa mila jo kuch abhi mere sath hua who sab mai bhul gaya tha phir mai waha se nikal kr pub ki taraf chala gaya maine waha pahuch kr ek soft drink odder ki jab mai usse odder kr raha tha tab waha per ek lady bethi hui thi jo ki shayad 30+ ki hogi lekin maine usse ignore kr diya aur apni drink ka wait krne laga lekin na jane usse kiya chul machi aur usne mujhe souna te hue ek tond mara)

Lady :- waiter kya iss pub mai kid bhi allow hai

Waiter :- nahi ma’am but apko essa kyu laga

Lady :- who kya hai na yaha per aane ke baad bhi log soft drink le rahe hai

Waiter:- ma’am apni apni choies hai

(abhi who lady kuch bolti mai ne uska hath pakad kr apne chote nawal per rakh diya aur bola )

Mai :- (dhere se kaan mai )agar iss bahe ka papu apki muniya mai chala gaya na toh apki bache dani maise baccha nikalne mai 9 mahine bhi wait nahi krrega

(meri baat soun kr usne jaldi se usne jaldi se apna hath hata liye lekin phir thodi der baad mujhse baat krne lagi mujhe samjha aa gaya ki aaj ka kami hogaya iss liye maine usse baat krna shuru kr diya thodi der mai maine usse le kr piche ek bathroom mai le gaya aur phir kiss ka dur shuru hua )

Mai :- aah uuuummmmmhhaaaa saali mujhe bacha keheti hai dekh aab yeh bacha kesse teri maa behen chodta hai behen ki lodi madarchod teri maa ko chodu (uske boob ko dabate hue )

Lady :- ummaa aahhh eessse he lekin tum itni gali kyu de rahe ho

Mai :- kyu tumhe ache nahi lag rahi

Lady :- nahi maine kabhi esse nahi kiya

Mai :- toh aaj try krr le meri kutiya dekh kesse aaj tujhe esse maje krrata hu jesse tune kabhi nahi kiye hoge bus mera purra pure sath dekna meri rand

Lady :- aaaahhhh eeesse he mujhe nichodo yyeeee oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mai :- yeh bata meri kutiya tuuuu phele se chudi hui hai ya nahi

Lady :- hhhhaaaaaaaaa meri shadi ho rakhi hai

Mai :- acha toh pati tujhe chodta nahi hai

Lady :- nahi chodta hai

Mai :- toh tu mere sath kyu

Lady :- woo tumhara woo mujhe acha laga iss liye

Mai :- oohhhh toh tum sab se chudwati ho jiska acha hota hai

Lady :- nahi tum dusre ho

Mai :- oooohhhh yeh toh achi baat hai

(phir maine uske kapde jaldi jaldi utarne shuru kr diye aur khudke bhi )

Mai :- wah teri chut toh ek dum kasi hui hai aur ek dum chikni bhi hai

(uske chut ke dane ko ragadte hue )

Lady :- ooohhhh yeh tum kya krr rahe ho eesse he krte raho aaahhhh itna maja toh mujhe kabhi chudai mai bhi nahi aaya jitana tumse esse ragad wane mai aa raha hai

Mai :- saali chinal aaj tak tune tujhe koi asli mard nahi mila nahi asli mard bina land ke he tujhe jessi kutiya ko satisfy kr sakte hai dekhana hai toh yeh dekh

(phir maine iski chut ke cheed mai apni do ungali daal di aur jor jor se hilane laga aur uske boob bhi dabane laga )

Lady :- aahhhh ohhhhhh nnnooooo pleeasseee aaaaaahhh maaaa a nnnaaaahiiiiiiiii ooooooooooooooooohhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(issi tarah abhi mujhe shirf 3 minute he hue the ki who jadne lagi maine ussse jahdne diya )

Mai :- kyu meri rand kessa laga

Lady :- aaj tak itna maja kabhi nahi aaya

Mai :- toh ab dekh

(itna bol kr main usko utha kr apne kandhe per bitha diya aur uske chut ko apne muh per rakh kr uske chusne laga aur usse utha kr diwal se tika diya chusne kiya khane laga tha )

Lady :- ohhh esse he haaa itni he jor se haa essse he chabao mer chut ko aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh maaaaa ooooooooohhhhhhh

(ab mujhese bhi control nahi hua maine use niche uthar diya aur apne lund ki taraf issara krte hue bola )

Mai :- chal meri rand ab isse chus taaki mai tujhe phad saku

Lady :- yeh kya hai itna bada aur mota maine aaj tak shirf pron movie mai dekha hai

Mai :- koi baat nahi aaj dekh liya na ab shuru ho ja

Lady :- lekin maine aaj tak kabhi nahi chusa

Mai :- koi baat nahi kuch kami jindgi mai pheli baar krne padte hai yeh bhi unhe mai se ek hai ab nacre mat kr nahi toh tujhe he pareshani hogi

Lady :- thik hai

(phir who dhire dhire mere lund ko muh mai lene lagi lekin sach mai usse chusna nahi aata tha baar baar woh apne daat laga rahi thi issi liye maine uske muh se apna lund bahar nikal liya )

Mai :- chal ab taiyar ho ja aaj tujhe jannat aur jahanum dono ki shair krarta hu

(uske baad maine uski kamar ko pakad kr apna lund uski chut mai tika diya aur ek jor dar dakka mara mera aadhe se jaada lund uski chut mai chala gaya lekin uski itni lambi chikh nikli pucho he mat lekin maine phele se he uske muh ko apne muh se band kr rakha tha jisse aawaj bahar nahi gayi nahi toh pure pub ko pata chal jata ki yaha koi chud rahi hai lekin abhi bhi mera kami pure nahi hua tha maine der na krte hue ek aur jatka mara jo ki itna jaan dar tha ki who behosh hote hote bachi thi lekin aab mera kam ho chukka tha toh mai dhere dhere usse normal lane ke liye uske muh ko kabhi uske boob ko chumta )

Lady :- tum sach mai janwar ho aaah aaram se tumne mujhe maar he dala tha ohh

Mai :- aab meri rani tujhe aaj jannat ki sair krrata hu

(phir mai dhere dhere dakke marta raha thodi der mai who kuch normal hui toh usne bhi mara response dena shuru kr diya phir maine apni speed badai ab usse bhi maja aane laga tha )

Lady :- aaaaaaaaaahhhhh eesse he aur jor se oooohhhh mujhe toh pata he nahi tha ki chudwane mai itna bho maja aata hai aaahhhhhh aur jor se aaahhhhh essse he ooooohhhh mujhe toh aaaj lag raha hai ki aaj meri shuhag raat hai

Mai :- haa meri rand madar chod aab bol ki mai aaj ek bache se chud gayi

Lady :- aahhhh tuumm bachhe nahi sake baaap ho ooohhhh esse aur jor se

(issi tarah mai usse karib 10 minut tak chodta raha phir mai aur who ek sath jahd gaye issi tarah maine usse 3 baar choda uske baad usne mujhe se request ki usse ghar jana hai phir maine pucha ki tum kesse jaogi toh who boli ki uska driver bahar hai tum mujhe bahar tak chod do maine usse bahar uski gadi tak chhod diya iss beach usne mujhe se mera naam janne ki bahut koshis ki lekin maine usse kuch nahi bataya aur phir mai bhi ghar ki taraf aa gaya us samya sab so chuke the toh mai bhi apne room mai aakr nahane chala gaya aur jaha per phir ek t-shirt aur ek short pehen kr bahar aaya jesse he mai room mai aaya tabhi mere bed per ek cake rakha hua tha jis per kuch candle thi mere room mai enter krte hue he light on ho gayi aur mere samne sakshi aur bhola khade hue the )

Sakshi :- happy birthday bhaiya

(aur sakshi mere gale lag gayi )

Bhola :- happy barathday babu ji

(bhola ne dur se he bola shayad who abhi bhi mujhe se dar raha tha )

Mai :- thanks cute pie aur thank you bhola bhai

(sakshi mujhe se aalag hote hue )

Sakshi :- apne mujhe bataya kyu nahi ki aapka birthday tha aaj

Mai :- aaj subhah aaya toh tha lekin tu so rahi thi phir chachi ne bataya ki tu raat bhar nahi soyi iss liye maine tujhe jagana sahi nahi samjha aur phir jab sham ko aaya toh sabne mujhe ulta siddha suna diya phir mai bahar chala gaya lekin tujhe kesse pata chala

Sakshi :- woh jab ap chale gaye toh dinner kr baad maine megha de aur ansh bhaiya ko baat krte hue soun liya tha tab mujhe pata laga ki aaj kya kiya hua

Mai :- ohh acha

Sakshi :- ab cake aaj he kaatna hai yah kal kyuki abhi shirf 5 minute he hai

Mai :- abhi kata hu

(tabhi piche se ek aawaj aai )

Aawaj :- sahi hai sono bhai behen mil kr janam din hum hai he kon chal choti mana lo aur tu bhola tu bhi yahi hai

(jesse he hume aawaj souni hum piche mude toh samne chachi aur mumma thi )

Chachi:- haa didi wese toh har samye mujhe chachi aur apko mummy nahi woo kya tha haa mumma mumma krta reheta hai lekin jab cake katne ki bari aayi toh dono nhi in tino ne humme yaad bhi nahi kiya

Mai :- sorry chachi who mujhe toh pata he nahi tha yeh sab issne plan kiya (kaan pakadte hue )acha ab toh maaf kr do

( phir chachi aur mumma ne mere sir per hath pherte hue kaha )

Dono :- hum toh majak kr rahe the

Sakshi :- agar aap ka yeh family dirama kahatam ho gaya ho toh cake kaate kyuki abhi shirf do minute he bache hai

(phir maine phook marte hue cake cut kiya tab sab)

Sab :- (dhere se ) happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to dear bhaiya /beta /babuji

(phir maine sabse phele mumma ko phir chachi ko phir sakshi ko aur last mai bhola ko cake khilaya phir bari bari se sab ne mujhe cake khilaya phri chachi aur mumma ne mujhe ek ek gift diya )

Chachi :- yeh meri taraf se

Maa :- yeh meri taraf se

Sakshi :- lekin mai toh kuch nahi layi

Mai :- tu khud mere liye kissi gift se kam hai tujhe kuch dene ki koi jarurat nahi hai wese iss mai kya hai ismai kya hai

Chachi :- ab khol kr dekh le

(tab maine usse khol kr dekha chachi wale gift mai ek gold bracelet tha aur mumma wale mai ek rolex ki watch thi tabhi meri najar bhola ki taraf gayi jo apne hath piche kr rahe the sayad kuch chupane ki koshis kr rahe the maine jhatke se unka hath khicha aur who bahar nikal liya who ek 160 ki cocalate thi )

Mai :- ohh toh mr. bhola ji hummara gift khud he chat krjane ke chakkar mai the yeh galt baat hai

Bhola :- nahi babu ji essi baat nahi hai who itne mehege mehege gift ke samne meri yeh cocalate shayad apko achi na laga

Sakshi :- arre bhola bhiya yeh kya baat hui gift toh gith hota hai chahe chota ho ya bada

Maa :- ek dum sahi baat insaan ki bawano ko dekha jata hai nahi ki mehege saste ko aur aaj ke baad yeh sab maine suna na toh mujhe se bura koi nahi hoga samjha

Bhola :- ji malkin

Mai :- mere pass bhi hai kuch

(phir mai do packet le aaya jis mai ek mai sakshi ke liye jo kapde the who aur dusra bhola ko de diya )

Sakshi :- issmai kya hai

Mai :- meri princess ke liye ek dress aur bhola yeh tumhare liye

Bhole :- lekin babu ji

Mai :- ab le le yaar aur hai aaj ke baad mujhe tu bhai bola kr yeh babu ji wabu ji essa lagta hai ki mai 80 saal ka ko khusad buda hu

Bhola :- ji babu ji

(mai mukka banate hue )

Mai :- kya bola

Bhola:- ji bhai ji

Mai :- that’s better

Mumma:- bhola ja jakr isske liye kahana le aa aur ye cake apne sath ke sa ko khila dena

Sakshi :- ruko bola bhaiya iss mai se half ap sab log kha lo bakki aada fridge mai rakh do kal subha sab ko mai yahi cake kilayugi who kya kaha tha neha di ne ki birthday apne sath walo ke sath he celebrate krte hai toh yeh cake bhi sath wale he khayege who bhi khushi khushi

(sakshi ki baat se mumma aur chachi ke face per smile aa gayi aur mai usse gurne lag gaya )

Sakshi :- esse kya dekh rahe ho I’m sakshi the great and super brilliant

(uske baad sakshi aur sab waha se chale gaye phir thodi der mai bhola mere liye kahana le aaya phir mai khana kaha kr so gaya )

 

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Update 9​

Sakshi :- ruko bola bhaiya iss mai se half ap sab log kha lo bakki aada fridge mai rakh do kal subha sab ko mai yahi cake kilayugi who kya kaha tha neha di ne ki birthday apne sath walo ke sath he celebrate krte hai toh yeh cake bhi sath wale he khayege who bhi khushi khushi

(sakshi ki baat se mumma aur chachi ke face per smile aa gayi aur mai usse gurne lag gaya )

Sakshi :- esse kya dekh rahe ho I’m sakshi the great and super brilliant

(uske baad sakshi aur sab waha se chale gaye phir thodi der mai bhola mere liye kahana le aaya phir mai khana kaha kr so gaya )

Ab aage

(aaj mai normal time per uth gaya aur morning walk per jane laga lekin aaj maine apne sari cheeje ache se lock kr di kyuki aaj bhi mai kal ki tarah risk nahi lena chahata tha phir mai waha se sidhe pass ke park mai chala gaya thodi der waha enjoy krne ke baad mai ghar aa gaya aur ek msg kr di uss admi ko )

Msg :- abe soun tune kam kr diya hai na aur tera banda kab tak aaye ga mujhe uske baare mai bata jaldi

(uske baad mai fresh hone chala gaya thodi der baad mai jab bahar aaya toh sabse phele main mobile he cheak kiya usmai mera reply aa chukka tha )

Msg :- ronit who abhi thodi der mai aa jayega karib 1 gante mai

(yeh msg padkr mere chehere per muskaan aa gayi uke baad maine time dekha abhi 8 he baje the toh maine laptop se ek mail kiya aur net per kuch search krne laga lekin mujhe jo chahiye tha mujhe essa kuch nahi mil raha tha phir mai sab kuch band kr ke bahar aa gaya jaha per mujhe sab bethe hue mile toh mai ja kr sofe per beth gaya aur chachi ko issare se puchne laga ki sakshi kya krne wali hai toh chachi ne na mai gardan hilla di phir bhola mere liye nasta le kr aa gaya abhi mai kuch soch he raha tha ki tabhi sakshi uth kr kitchin kr taraf chali gayi phir thodi der baad hath mai cake liye aur rote hue aane lagi )

Sakshi :- (rone ki acting krte hue ) dekho na bade papa mummy mujhe bolti hai ki mujhe kuch pata nahi chalta mai bewakuf hu

Dad :- kyu essa kya hua kya bharti kya hua

Chachi :- kuch nahi jeeth ji who kya hai kal pata nahi kha se isse cake khane ka bukhar chad gaya aur upper se phir pata nahi koi shop se isne spacially yeh cake mangwaya who bhi sab ke so jane ke baad aur phele toh khud khati rahi phir mujhse bolne lagi yeh wala cake baki cake se different hai isska tast baki cake se kafi aalag hai

Dad :- agar sakshi beta bol rahi hai toh hoga he ismai rone ki kya baat hai

Sakshi :- kya bade papa aap bhi kya koi bina khaye bata sakta hai ki uska taste kessa hai

Dad :- baat toh thik hail au mai bhi check kr ke batata hu

(phir sakshi mai jaldi se dad ko who cake khila diya phir dad usse taste krte hue )

Dad : - hmm wakayi yeh iska taste toh sabse alag hai lajawab hai bharti tumhe kuch nahi pata chalta

(tabhi piche se mumma aa gayi )

Mom :- kya ji ap jhoot kyu bol rahe ho maine bhi taste kiya tha lekin mujhe bhi koi khas nahi laga

Dad :- nahi essa kuch nahi hai

Mom :- acha essi baat hai toh ek kami krte hai sab he taste krte hai aur sab vote krre ge jiske jada supporter hue woh jeeta

Dad :- kya faltu ki behes kr rahe ho

(tabhi neha bol padi )

Neha :- nahi papa kafi maja aaye ga kafi dino baad kuch interesting ho raha hai mai toh taiyar hu

Megha / ansh :- hum bhi

Neha:- vishal bhai aap

Vishal :- mai bhi taiyar hu

Dad :- tum log pata nhi kya kya krte rehete ho

Sakshi :- bade papa please maan jao na

Dad :- thik hai

Sakshi :- papa aap bhi taiyar ho

Chacha :- haan jab bhaiya ne bol diya hai toh mai kesse mana kr sakta hu

(phir sakshi ne ek ek kr ke sab ko cake khilaya sabse phele neha di ko phir megha ko phir vishal bhai ko phir chacha ko phir ansh ko ansh chacha aur ne sakshi ko support nahi kiya lekin neha di ne megha ko aakh dikha kr usse support krne per majbur kr diya toh in dono ne aur vishal bhaiya ne sakshi ko support kiya lekin ab samasya yeh thi ki score 4-4 ka tha )

Sakshi :- arre yeh toh koi baat nahi hui ab kesse pata chalega ki mai jeeti ya hari (muh banate hue )

Dad :- arre ab yeh toh samsya ho gayi ab kya krre

Mom :- ek kam kissi ek aur se puch le simple

Sakshi :- haa yeh sahi hai (aur sakshi bina kissi ko kush bole cake ki ek bite le kr meri taraf aane lagi aur mujhe bina kuch bole khila diya ) ab tum batao ki issa taste kessa hai who bhi jaldi (issi ke sath usne ek aakh maar di jisse dekh kr mujhe hasi aa gayi )

Mai :- iska taste bahut acha hai normal se bahut aalag hai

(meri baat soun kr who jor se chilane lagi )

Sakshi :- yeh mai jeet gayi maine kaha tha na iska taste sabse alag hai yeh hureee ye

(sakshi ki baato se neha di ko thoda gussa aa gaya aur who bol padi )

Neha :- usse kya puch rahi hai who iss ghar ka koi sadasye nahi hai aur wese bhi Bandar kya jane adrak ka sawad

Mai :- (jor se ) he upper wale tere bhi khel nirale , kya promotion ka mara jhatka , kutte se uthaya aur Bandar per la kr patka

(meri iss shayari per sakshi ko jor ki hasi aa gayi ke pal ke liye toh chachi aur mumma ke bhi chehere per muskan aa gayi lekin phir unhone apne aap ko samhal liye lekin sakshi ko ne ha de ne halka se daat diya )

Sakshi :- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Neha di :- gudiya iss mai hasne wali kya baat hai

(abhi neha di mujhe kuch bolne wali thi ki tabhi ek wakil sahab aa gaye ab aap yeh sochege ki yeh vakil shab mere khehene per aaye hai toh ap bilkul sahi soch rahe hai maine he inhe bulaya hai jesse he dad kin ajar vakil per gayi wese he who uth kr unke pass aa gaye kyu ki unhone nasta kr liya tha )

Dad : vakil shab ap yaha kesse

Vakil :- mr. verma mai yeh batane aaya hu ki mr. rohan apke business ko study krna chahate hai taki in future mai jab who business krre toh unhe koi pareshani nahi aaye iss liye mai yeh ko se odder laya hu ki mr. rohan jisse bhi chahe unse business sikh sakte hai

(piche se chacha uth kr aate hue )

Chacha :- yeh kya jabar dasti hai hum isse iss ghar mai rehene de rahe hai who kya kam hai jo ab isse hummare business mai bhi aana hai

Dad :- ek minute ravinder vakil shab ap esse kese bol sakte hai dekhye court ke anusar hum isse ek saal tak apne ghar mai rehe de rehe hai lekin ab business yeh kesse ho sakta hai

Vakil :- sir dekhye court ke ansar apko iss ladke ko apni property ka 15% share isse dena hoga aur usse yeh jo chahe kr sakta hai jismai apki ek company bhi hai lekin jab is ka khehena hai ki jab mai business ka B bhi nahi janta hut oh mujhe yeh property lene aur na lene se kya fayeda iss liye agar ap mujhe yeh property dena chahate hai toh mujhe inse business krne ki knowledge bhi dilwa di jiye jo ki ek valid point bhi hai iss liye court ne yeh odder diya hai ki ap ko isse business knowledge bhi deni hogi

Dad :- aur hum agar court mai case krre toh

Vakil :- ap kr sakte hai lekin kab jeete ge iska koi pata nahi lekin tab tak apko iss knowledge deni pade gi

Dad :- thik hai mujhe apne family member se baat krne do

(phir dad ,chacha ,neha di aur vishal bhaiya baat krne lage kuch 15 min ki meeting ke baad dad mere pass aaye aur bole )

Dad :- haa ladke tujhe kis ke sath kami krna hai

Mai :- wese toh maine abhi tak kuch socha nahi hai (natak krte hue ) lekin apko sahi lage toh mujhe neha di se kam sikhna hai

(meri iss baat se neha di ko perso wali baat yaad aa gayi aur woh gusse mai mujh per chillane lagi )

Neha di:- chahe kuch bhi ho jaye lekin mai tumhe apne sath nahi rakh sakti samjhe

(aur waha se nikal gayi aur apne room mai ja kr apni ek saheli jo ki khud vakil thi usse call milane lagi unke piche piche megha bhi chali gayi )

Neha :- pichup the phone jaldi utha hello salini

Salini:- ha bol neha

Neha :- mujhe teri ek help chahiye kya tum meri madad kr sakti hai

Salini:- ha bol

( phir neha di ne usse sari baat bata di )

Salini:- yaar dekh iska bus ek he tarika hai agar who apni icha se jana chahe toh warna kuch nahi ho sakta

Neha :- yaar kuch toh bata na esse kesse bol sakti hai

(tabhi piche se megha bol deti hai )

Megha :- mere pass ek plan hai jiss saap bhi mar jayega aur lathi bhi nahi tutegi

(phir megha un sab ko plan batati hai )

Megha :- agar mera yeh plan kam gaya toh muskil se ek din bus phir woh hummari jindgi se hummesha humsha ke liye bahar ho jeyega

(uske baad neha di mujhe aone room mai bulati hai )

Neha :- dekho mai tumhe sikhane ke liye taiyar hu lekin usse phele mujhe tumhe cheak krna padega ki tum kitne tough ho iske liye mia tumhe kuch dino tak kuch task dugi lekin agar tum un task mai kahi bhi fail hue yah task ko chhod kr jane ke baare mai socha toh yeh samjh lena ki tumhe phir mujh se ya phir kissi aur se kam sikhne ki yeh jidd chhodni hogi agar manjur hai toh haa bol warna ja sakte ho

Mai :- ( kuch soch kr ) thik hai lekin mujhe kitne din tak yeh krna hoga kyu ki abhi mai 7 din tak free hu kya itne din mai apka kam ho jayega

Neha /megha di :- (mann mia )tu itne din tikke ga he nahi

Neha di :- ha ha itne din kafi hai

Mai :- thik hai mai taiyar hu

Neha :- lekin mai kesse manu ki jab tum ki tum apni baat per se nahi badlo ge

Mai : - kami krta hu ki mai yeh ek written mai likh kr ussi vakil ko de deta hu agar mai fail hua toh who apne aap yeh sab cancel kr dega ab toh aap khush ho

Naha :- thik hai

(uske baad main ek written letter unhe likh kr vakil ko pakda diya aur phir apne room mai taiyar hone chala gaya abhi mai taiyar hohi raha tha ki mujhe pichekoi khada hua dikha maine piche dekha toh sakshi thi )

Sakshi :- bhaiya all the best

Mai :- thanks wakai tera koi jawab nahi hai tere idea is the best ideas hai

Sakshi :- lekin mujhe ek doubt hai ki yeh neha di ek pal toh mana kr rahi thi aur agle pal he yeh sab baat kuch hajam nahi hui

Mai :- arre hogi koi baat tu kuch tension leti hai mai huna sab dekh luga

(phir mai taiyar ho kr niche aa gaya jaha sab jane ke liye taiyar the dad aur chacha ek car se jaa rahe the aur neha di aur vishal bhaiya ek car se kyuki dono ko ek he jagaha jana tha )

Vishal bhaiya :- tum hummare sath car se aauge ya apni bike se

Mai :- nahi ap chalo mai apni bike se aauga

Vishal :- thik hai jessi tumhari marji

(phir vishal bhaiya aur neha de waha se apni car se chale gaye aur mai apni bike se unhe follow krne lag gaya thodi der mai hum apne office ke samne the jaha jo ki 10 manjil ki ek badi se building thi un dono ke sath mai bhi building mai enter krne lag gaya normally jesse sab morning wish krte hai wese he yaha bhi essa he hua phir mai neha di ke room mai aa gaya )

Neha di :- yeh hummara office hai sabse pheli baat yaha tum mujhe madam bologe samjhe aur dusri baat kya tum apne aaj ke task ke liye taiyar ho

Mai :- ji madam

Neha:- (ek kamini smile ke sath ) good toh tumhara aaj ka task hai aaj tumhe bina khaye pina piye ek he jagaha per khade rehena hai pure din jab tak mai yah hu tab tak aur ha ek baat aur tumhe pure din mai shirf do baar wash room us kr sakte ho samjhe haan agar tumhe yeh shart manjur nahi hai toh tum ja sakte ho lekin usse phele apne vakil se yeh boldena ki mujhe inke sath kami nahi krna

Mai :- mann mai acha ab samjha ki iss kadwe karele ke muh se aaj shahed kyu tapak raha tha aaj maine apne khud ke pair per khulhadi maar li ek toh ab yaha se ja nahi sakta aur agar yaha ruka toh apta nahi kya in sath dino mai mere sath kon kon se experiment krne wali hai